Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
For real for real.
I mean, when Whitney came out she was killing the game talentwise...but she didn't really become a champion for some years. The Bodyguard, Waiting To Exhale, and The Preachers' Wife was her three-peat; she was doing it on both ends or the floor - singing and acting. She left the game early to deal with some "issues"...but she still came back to hit us over the head with My Love Is Your Love...that was like MJ on the Wizards. Ultimately, the 90s was hers.
Toni Braxton = Scottie Pippen.
Held her team down while "Michael" was gone. Top 50 all-time, but rarely gets props for individual game.
Janet Jackson = Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Came from a hell of a pedigree, but became the most prolific off that tree. Seems like she's gonna play forever.
She got an unstoppable move, and she just works that chit to death. She holds most of the records due to longevity.
Mary J Blige = Shaq.
Was rawer and more 'hood than the competition. Came up the fastest in the shortest amount of time.
Is more effective when angry.
Mariah Carey = Kobe Bryant.
Versatile. The last of the Classic Divas. Has the highest scoring outputs. Clearly went through an existential crisis mid-career, but rebounded well to be one of the most prolific of all time.
I mean, when Whitney came out she was killing the game talentwise...but she didn't really become a champion for some years. The Bodyguard, Waiting To Exhale, and The Preachers' Wife was her three-peat; she was doing it on both ends or the floor - singing and acting. She left the game early to deal with some "issues"...but she still came back to hit us over the head with My Love Is Your Love...that was like MJ on the Wizards. Ultimately, the 90s was hers.
Toni Braxton = Scottie Pippen.
Held her team down while "Michael" was gone. Top 50 all-time, but rarely gets props for individual game.
Janet Jackson = Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Came from a hell of a pedigree, but became the most prolific off that tree. Seems like she's gonna play forever.
She got an unstoppable move, and she just works that chit to death. She holds most of the records due to longevity.
Mary J Blige = Shaq.
Was rawer and more 'hood than the competition. Came up the fastest in the shortest amount of time.
Is more effective when angry.
Mariah Carey = Kobe Bryant.
Versatile. The last of the Classic Divas. Has the highest scoring outputs. Clearly went through an existential crisis mid-career, but rebounded well to be one of the most prolific of all time.
breh nobody wants to compare male athletes to female singers
