where to buy a legitimate escort for a date? (no sex)

[Dont@Me]

not lookin to fukk, but just lookin to go out and have fun.

Any way i can search this by area?

edit- meant to post this in JBO

 

[Jasonmask]

What

 

[Splash]

Man hellllll naw

 

[TinFoilSnapBack]

Hoes love free meals. Literally just go on your facebook, and ask who wanna have a platonic good time, all expenses paid.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Negged.

 

[Tunez]

fukk no

 

[StarGirl]

 

[Taco]

BlackSimp: * Calls escort
Hooker: Hey Sugar what you looking for and for how long?

BlackSimp: Hey Baby I’m just looking to go out for dinner for a couple hours and hang out.

Hooker: Aight Daddy $800 is all I’m asking baby. Where we gonna head to after dinner for dessert if you know what I’m sayin?

BlackSimp: Oh baby I just wanna chill no sex.

Hooker: Ight baby that’s still 800 see you tonight

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Take whores on dates, brehs

 

[Dorian Breh]

@ItsGhost put my mans on game

 

[Dont@Me]

it's not what yall think. I literally need a stand in figurehead and CANNOT use a girl in my area. I don't want to go into details. This is not a simp matter.

 

[Dwolf]

So I would have to pay for dinner, drinks, provide transportation, and not get laid
So youre asking if I would go on a regular date with a woman

 

[AlainLocke]

Breh...there are legit escort agencies in every city...

Might cost you 300 to 500

 

[Carlton Banks]

Stop depending on these women for your happiness breh. Go out to eat by yourself. Would be much more peaceful and relaxing than a woman accompanying you and talking 100 miles a minute or looking for you to keep her entertained the whole time.

 

[ls773]

not lookin to fukk, but just lookin to go out and have fun.

Any way i can search this by area?

edit- meant to post this in JBO

Just put specific shyt on your dating profiles ... I HATE doing shyt by myself so when I used to travel for work a lot ,if there were anything specific I wanted to do (hyped restaurant ,concert , club) id just put in my bio or about me shyt like “trying to hit up ______ , I got tix /transpo /whatever ...”

Thinking back about it it was actually pretty effective as far as quality of girl and actually fukking... I genuinely just have deep seeded social anxiety issues , but a lot of hoes just thought I was trading exciting invites for box .

Edit: I’ve done this within the last month and just put “anyone want to go to a wedding” in my tinder info... definitely not by best work but I didn’t show up solo.