When You Realize The Coli Was Right The Entire Time

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With the exception of GMB, I use to always consider The Coli an alternate reality. A place where space and time does not exist and the supposed Coli truths were lies & ducktales in the real world.

Then I realized The Coli (men and women) was right the entire time.

They (men and women) were right about height. (I'm short)

They (men and women) were right about beards and goatees. (I have neither LOL)

They (men and women) were right about looks & bodies in general. (LOL)

They were right about women deliberately wasting your time while pretending to give a fukk.

They were right about women having a preferred list of men to talk to in order whether its causal conversation or more, and they will ride with those dudes no matter what and speak to them accordingly and in order of preference unless they massively fukk up and if you not on the list then don't even bother even if ya'll speak.

They were right about women liking (whether friendship or more) messy nikkas who stay in drama because they like that shyt themselves.

They were right about the HOH movement. I use to think that was complete bullshyt but now I see the point of it. It's completely necessary. Not the extreme HOH part, but just the normal HOH. You have to look out for yourself instead of being a sucker. You create your own value. You do not let a woman determine your value.

Made me feel pathetic. Made me feel like a waste of a human. If we had a "undo being born" option where we get wiped off the face of the earth and turn to dust, I would have pressed it several times over and told my mother to get her tubes untied and try again. Couldn't be worse then when I told her she made a mistake having me 10 years ago and she should have stayed on birth control LOL.

Anything else you realize The Coli was right about that you thought was bullshyt/ducktales at first? (This is not an anti-woman thread by the way. I still support women.)

Oh, don't tell me I'm wrong. Don't come in here with a counter. (You can insult me, sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me lololol) I'm right, you're wrong go fukk yourself. Self reflection creates accurate analysis.
 

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The coli is right about alot of things, just always goes to the extreme and people cant distinguish truth from fiction after so long.



Over all for, isn't meant for you to come through and find rules to live by.

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And learn from other dudes mistakes.
 
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Boo hoo all groups behave this way. It's natural man. Yes, it hurts, but staying in your lane is a good thing.

Why work hard at something you're average at and still be behind five people when you can work hard at something you're great at and be the best?
 
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