What is the proper way to eat oreos?

[Flash Thunderton]

I got a son on the way. I wanna raise him to be a good man but how can I do that if I can't even teach him how to eat oreos?


I ain't ever had a father to teach me and my momma hates em so I grew up without any good Oreo influence y'all.

What kinda father would I be if I can't even figure out how to eat oreos? My fiancée getting mad at me too cause she said I'm the man but I can't do Oreo correctly.

My relationship hurt and I'm about to lose my family before we even officially start it.

 

[gunny45]

Same way I eat your momma

 

[marcuz]

 

[london]

If you don't eat the whole thing in one go you a p*ssy boi

no homo

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Dip them in Nutella and eat it foo

 

[Flash Thunderton]

This the p*ssy boi way breh.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

If you eat the white part of a Oreo

You're a c00n

 

[ADK]

You gotta lick the cream slowly with a little smirk on your face. Dip the rest of the cookie in some milk and then let the milk drip off the cookie into your mouth. Once thats done just eat the rest slowly.

 

[Flash Thunderton]

You gotta lick the cream slowly with a little smirk on your face. Dip the rest of the cookie in some milk and then let the milk drip off the cookie into your mouth. Once thats done just eat the rest slowly.

 

[September]

you have to dunk like half the cookie in the milk and hold it for like 4 seconds then eat it.

and if they're not cool mint oreos you lost.

 

[KOOL-AID]

 

[marcuz]

This the p*ssy boi way breh.

once you become a refined gentlemen, you'll learn how to enjoy all desserts with a fork

 

[Super Ramon]

Bite half, then bite the other half. (pause)



The fukk is the milk for ?

 

[GotEmShook]

Don't think I've ever dipped my shyt in milk...am I missing out brehs?

 

[Willy Waffle]

shyt is equivalent to eating pizza with a fork.

when i used to eat oreos i get a glass of milk and dunk them thangs all the way down until i hit the bottom of the glass. my finger be all in the glass similar to vince carters arm dunk.