HEAR ME OUT....
WHAT IF LEBRON WANTED NOTHIN MORE THAN TO SHIIT ON DAN GILBERT FOR TURNING HIM INTO THE MOST HATED ATHLETE ON THE PLANET BACK IN 2010? WHAT IF HE ONLY RETURNED TO CLEVELAND TO SABOTAGE THEM, SO THAT THEY WOULD NEVER AGAIN BE A FORMIDABLE TEAM??
WHEN LEBRON REALIZED THAT DAN GILBERT WOULD GET ANDREW WIGGINS IN THE DRAFT, LEBRON MUSTA BEEN THINKIN, "DAMN, THATS GUNA BE A PROBLEM 5 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD WHEN MY ATHLETICISM STARTS FADING AND WIGGINS BECOMES A PERENNIAL SUPERSTAR...I CANT HAVE CLEVELAND+GILBERT ELIMINATING ME IN THE PLAYOFFS, THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE BAD LOOK."
SO HE WENT TO CLEVELAND JUST TO HAVE WIGGINS TRADED, KNOWING IT WOULD TURN OUT TO BE A CATASTROPHIC MISTAKE THAT COULD POTENTIALLY RUIN DAN GILBERT IN 5 YEARS OR SO.......IMAGINE IF CLEVELAND TRADED LEBRON FOR ELTON BRAND AFTER DRAFTING HIM IN 2003 BECAUSE THEY ACQUIRED A T-MAC WHO WAS READY TO WIN RIGHT AWAY. THAT IS EQUIVALENT TO WHAT CLEVELAND DID BY TRADING WIGGINS FOR LOVE. BY FORCING THAT TRADE, LEBRON MAY HAVE JUST FUCCED CLEVELAND WORSE THAN HE DID WHEN HE LEFT THEM......AND THE THOUGHT THAT IT COULD BE INTENTIONAL IS JUST TOO HILARIOUS TO IGNORE.
HE ONLY SIGNED A 2 YEAR DEAL, SO IF HE KEEPS TAKING EXTENDED BREAKS AND RETURNS TO MIAMI (OR GOES ANYWHERE ELSE, FOR THAT MATTER) WHEN HIS CONTRACT IS UP, THAT WILL ALL BUT PROVE THIS THEORY.
WHAT IF LEBRON WANTED NOTHIN MORE THAN TO SHIIT ON DAN GILBERT FOR TURNING HIM INTO THE MOST HATED ATHLETE ON THE PLANET BACK IN 2010? WHAT IF HE ONLY RETURNED TO CLEVELAND TO SABOTAGE THEM, SO THAT THEY WOULD NEVER AGAIN BE A FORMIDABLE TEAM??
WHEN LEBRON REALIZED THAT DAN GILBERT WOULD GET ANDREW WIGGINS IN THE DRAFT, LEBRON MUSTA BEEN THINKIN, "DAMN, THATS GUNA BE A PROBLEM 5 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD WHEN MY ATHLETICISM STARTS FADING AND WIGGINS BECOMES A PERENNIAL SUPERSTAR...I CANT HAVE CLEVELAND+GILBERT ELIMINATING ME IN THE PLAYOFFS, THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE BAD LOOK."
SO HE WENT TO CLEVELAND JUST TO HAVE WIGGINS TRADED, KNOWING IT WOULD TURN OUT TO BE A CATASTROPHIC MISTAKE THAT COULD POTENTIALLY RUIN DAN GILBERT IN 5 YEARS OR SO.......IMAGINE IF CLEVELAND TRADED LEBRON FOR ELTON BRAND AFTER DRAFTING HIM IN 2003 BECAUSE THEY ACQUIRED A T-MAC WHO WAS READY TO WIN RIGHT AWAY. THAT IS EQUIVALENT TO WHAT CLEVELAND DID BY TRADING WIGGINS FOR LOVE. BY FORCING THAT TRADE, LEBRON MAY HAVE JUST FUCCED CLEVELAND WORSE THAN HE DID WHEN HE LEFT THEM......AND THE THOUGHT THAT IT COULD BE INTENTIONAL IS JUST TOO HILARIOUS TO IGNORE.
HE ONLY SIGNED A 2 YEAR DEAL, SO IF HE KEEPS TAKING EXTENDED BREAKS AND RETURNS TO MIAMI (OR GOES ANYWHERE ELSE, FOR THAT MATTER) WHEN HIS CONTRACT IS UP, THAT WILL ALL BUT PROVE THIS THEORY.