Vamos, Espana: Spain eliminated from the World Cup dap/rep thread (official)

Arrogance.

King Novak of Melbourne, the First of His Name
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Don't forget, USA put the first crack in the Tiki-Taka armor during Confederations Cup 2009
Dos a cero, like we usually treat Spanish speaking nations:banderas:



Win a World Cup by scoring 8 goals and sitting on the ball the majority of the match, brehs.
Say silly things like "Football lost today" when you can't pass the ball around the back 20 times before attempting to move it forward and bore your opposition to death to nick a goal, brehs.
Build your national team around a system that works best with a guy from another continent who is top 2 in the world, brehs.
Underappreciate how much Xavi does in that same system, brehs.

Get smashed by Brazil in a warmup tournament for the World Cup, brehs.
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Get smashed again in Brazil by an Oranje team most predicted not to get out of their group, brehs

via rainbow header
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your flabby and sick keeper getting banged on

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and a fast, balding Dutch b*stard putting your flabby and sick defenders and keeper to sleep

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Let your fraudulent golden boot winning, ain't been shyt for 4 years now striker get put in his place twice in 30 minutes, brehs

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Bonus:

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Get smashed by a country you once colonized, brehs.

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Take the best striker available to the World Cup hosts, only to have his single contribution to your scoring tally be a dive in the box that generated the penalty that represents your only score of the tournament so far, brehs.


Mourinho, being the specialist in failure he is, knew Casillas was done. He knew he needed to be tossed in the bushes, and actually tossed him in the bushes. Spain stayed loyal to the saint but he can't save them now. Xavi can't save them now. Diego Costa can't save them now. Dr. Fuentes can't save them now. Tiki Taka is dead, and can't save them now. La Furia Roja is done being world beaters and has regressed back to the Spanish national side we knew them to be before Euro 2008: an underachieving side that has big name players and comes up small at tournament time.


Football lost today? Nah, just you :russ:
 
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