This Chick Wants to Add Me on FB. Come in for the fukkery.

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Not to brag but I've been getting back into shape and I currently look like nikka Rashad (Except I'm more handsome and have less fat in the midsection:lolbron:):

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The goal is this to get to my nikka Cheick in terms of core definition. Need some more definition but keep Rashad's big arms:

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So basically I have chicks like this on my FB friends list currently for an alternate profile of mine:

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In general redbones of at least 5/10 or greater :pachaha:

Now I have no problem with dark-skin sisters (but most I prefer are from the continent) however please tell me why this chick gone go ahead and add me seeing my current line up :dame::

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Like I have 1 question whenever I see monstrosities like this :dame:

WHAT THE fukk DO YOU HAVE TO EAT EXACTLY TO GET A BODY THIS TERRIBLE :damn:

I MEAN LITERALLY SHE SHAPED LIKE MY nikka FLETCHER COX IN DA OFF SEASON

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LITERALLY

HOW CAN A bytch BE SO SHAMELESS :snoop:

I HAVE TO DO 200 PUSH UPS TODAY JUST TO CLEAR MY HEAD OF THIS GARBELDY GOOK TELETUBBY SHAPED bytch :ohlawd:
 
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I ain't trying to put all her biz out there but it look like this is what having 3 kids do to you and no personal trainer in sight.

The nikka who is the Father (still around) look like a cleaned up Plies

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:mjlol: bytch look like Han from Fast and the Furious

You stretching she don't have that Korean face :mjlol:

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NAH Dude nothing worse than a chick with a BIG GUT AND NO ASS TO EVEN MAKE UP FOR IT :francis:

This why I put her on blast. You can't just be coming to the table shaped like a damn big box. :francis:

I probably wouldn't have clowned her or made this thread if she was shaped like that gif tbh:russ:

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Just put the bytch on ignore the same way bytches put nikkas on ignore. :mjgrin:

You ain't out there in the gym pushing those weights to attract her type. :mjcry:

Thanks, but no thanks.
 

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You get a body like that when you already fat before getting pregnant, get pregnant and then don't do no exercise.
 
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You get a body like that when you already fat before getting pregnant, get pregnant and then don't do no exercise.

I don't know man. It's not just the fat itself it's the consistency. Like her skin looks leathery and pockled and there's tons of cellulite. So it's not even stretch marks that's the main nauseating thing breh :snoop:
 

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I don't know man. It's not just the fat itself it's the consistency. Like her skin looks leathery and pockled and there's tons of cellulite. So it's not even stretch marks that's the main nauseating thing breh :snoop:
That shyts from pregnancy and women like her are too lazy to work it off.

shyt, my sister gave birth a month ago and I'm telling her to get in the gym.
 
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That shyts from pregnancy and women like her are too lazy to work it off.

shyt, my sister gave birth a month ago and I'm telling her to get in the gym.

Paradoxically, being a mommy is more important to them than dikk I guess :manny:

The thing is from an evolutionary perspective I suppose that in a natural setting that Women who had so many children (if they didn't die during childbirth ) would get less and less attractive over time and be unable to attract future new mates so it would ensure that the appropriate time and attention is being focused on the children
 
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