The Official WWE Wrestlemania XXX Thread [Spoilers]

[Stez]

APRIL 6, 2014
NEW ORLEANS

Guest Host
HULK HOGAN
aka The Hulkster aka The Real American aka Hollywood
aka Say Your Prayers & Take Your Vitamins
aka WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?!


ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL​

Competitors:
DOLPH ZIGGLER, BIG E, FANDANGO, ALBERTO DEL RIO, DAMIEN SANDOW, TITUS O'NEIL, CHRISTIAN, SHEAMUS, BIG SHOW, MARK HENRY, HEATH SLATER, JINDER MAHAL, DREW McINTYRE, CODY RHODES, GOLDUST, KOFI KINGSTON, THE MIZ, BRODUS CLAY, DARREN YOUNG, JUSTIN GABRIEL, REY MYSTERIO, R-TRUTH, SANTINO MARELLA, THE GREAT KHALI, ZACK RYDER, SIN CARA


VICKIE GUERRERO DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP INVITATIONAL

AJ LEE
versus
EVERY OTHER HOE ON THE ROSTER


SHIELD v SUITS (APPARENTLY OUTLAWS WEAR SUITS NOW)

THE SHIELD
ROMAN REIGNS, SETH ROLLINS & DEAN AMBROSE
aka The Hounds Of Justice
versus
KANE & THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS


ANNUAL 'GOTTA PUT CENA OVER' MATCH

'U Can't See Me'
JOHN CENA
aka Doctor Of Thugonomics
versus
'The Leader Of The Wyatt Family'
BRAY WYATT
aka #FollowTheBuzzards


THE AUTHORITY v THE PEOPLE
WINNER GOES TO THE MAIN EVENT

The WWE Chief Operating Officer
TRIPLE H
aka Hunter Hearst Helmsley
versus
'Leader Of The YES! Movement'
DANIEL BRYAN
aka D-Bry aka The Flying Goat aka #YES


THE STREAK v THE BEAST

'About To Make It 22-0'
THE UNDERTAKER
aka The Deadman
versus
'The Brockness Monster'
BROCK LESNAR
aka The Beast Incarnate


WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

The Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion
RANDY ORTON
aka The Viper
versus
'The Animal'
BATISTA
aka Dave aka Bootista
versus
WINNER OF DANIEL BRYAN v TRIPLE H​

 

[Swiggy]

Card Subject to Change

 

[Stez]

No fukking doubt. Where are they gon' put my dawg Reigns on the card?

 

[ThePsydeFX]

There's no way tista vs Orton ends up being the final match right? Right?

 

[Stez]

There's no way tista vs Orton ends up being the final match right? Right?

A nikka can be hopeful that they flip it but character wise, they pushed hard on Bootista having heat with the fans & he also commented on Orton being a whiny bytch, so I'm hoping on Smackdown, Orton comes through with a punt to the face and gets babyface popped early Legacy style on some return of The Viper shyt

 

[RammerJammer]

I smell a double turn brehs

 

[KendoNagasaki]

A nikka can be hopeful that they flip it but character wise, they pushed hard on Bootista having heat with the fans & he also commented on Orton being a whiny bytch, so I'm hoping on Smackdown, Orton comes through with a punt to the face and gets babyface popped early Legacy style on some return of The Viper shyt

That's how I see them playing it. Batista saying 'fukk You' to the fans booing him and turning heel with Orton turning face, or at least tweener. And with Bryan facing HHH, they can promise him a Title shot if he wins. Maybe even give him the shot at Mania by beating HHH and turning it into a Triple Threat, so the fans don't shyt all over the Batista / Orton match.

 

[Stez]

No doubt on that Orton/Bootista logic. I definitely hope it plays like that.

I think they could still out the strap on Bryan on some Hogan/Yokozuna at WM9 type move. Maybe The Hulkster could be involved on that?

 

[KendoNagasaki]

No doubt on that Orton/Bootista logic. I definitely hope it plays like that.

I think they could still out the strap on Bryan on some Hogan/Yokozuna at WM9 type move. Maybe The Hulkster could be involved on that?

Hogan getting behind DBry and putting him out there in the Red and Yellow

Though that didn't work out too well for Abyss

 

[SteelCitySoldier]

As much as I hate to admit it I will still be ordering this even with the App. I'm not about to trust that shyt for their first PPV. NO matter how pissed I am with this company I don't think I will ever skip a Mania.

 

[R=G]

There's no way tista vs Orton ends up being the final match right? Right?

lol....it's gonna be a SAD sight in New Orleans.

 

[Stez]

What everyone else think they'll do with the card? Rollins/Ambrose/Reigns three-way dance? Cesaro vs Big E for the strap? Why they gotta do Dolph Ziggler like this?

 

[R=G]

Something is up with Ambrose and Reigns...might just make it a Triple Threat and Cesaro is DEFINITELY turning face. The sign was there when he had him beat and Swagger just fukked it up for no reason.

 

[CM_Burns]

So it looks like the sheets were right AGAIN a month or so ago, aside from Punk leaving...

I'm not super excited but it could be good. Bryan vs HHH and Taker vs Brock should save the show. Plus, the fukkery of orton/batista if it main events will be classic, especially if DB loses earlier in the show.

 

[Psychosis]

THE AUTHORITY v THE PEOPLE

The WWE Chief Operating Officer
TRIPLE H
aka Hunter Hearst Helmsley
versus
'Leader Of The YES! Movement'
DANIEL BRYAN
aka D-Bry aka The Flying Goat aka #YES
​