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First things first is a listing of the previous winners and their presentation:
2015: @EducatedBrothaFromTheBank (dumbassbrothafromthebushes) The Official 2015 WORST POSTER OF THE YEAR Award ceremony #WPOY2015
2013-2014: @Swagnificent Ladies and gentlemen, the 11th annual WORST POSTER OF THE YEAR TROPHY PRESENTATION #WPOY2014 My fellow Coliseum posters, I present to you: your 10th annual WORST POSTER OF THE YEAR
2012: @LastEmperor2k2 Ladies and gentlemen: YOUR worst poster of the year....
Now on to the present. This was a year unprecedented in the way of horrid posting, with absolute shyt coming from the keyboard of seemingly every corner of the globe to pollute our site. We had Kobe stans argue he was a better player and scorer than Michael Jordan, there was a guy argue that Donald Sterling meant no harm, there's been posters trying to blame the Indianapolis colts' struggles as a team that they've had since 2010 on Andrew Luck, and there's even been a claim that Atlanta Falcons need to sign Michael Vick (they won the division). All of that pales in comparison to the winner of the 2016 worst poster of the year award, @SuaveHooper88
Suavehooper88 is a spammer cut from the same cloth as posters like @Eye Cue DA GAWD and trolls of similar ilk. He takes his abysmal LeBron stannery and Golden State Warriors hate thread making to unreached levels. There have been long stretches of him making multiple awful threads per day, uploading his youtube videos in hopes of getting views from us, and his takes on Karl Anthony Towns already reaching his peak, and Deangelo Russell and Harrison Barnes both making the top five in scoring this season (as of just before Christmas they were 29th and 65th). He's been banned from another forum for his trolling already, and is seemingly attempting to do so here. He even goes digging through the bushes to up months old bushes threads (he has over a dozen of them this year) to argue with posters in there. Here is a list of his Warriors related threads this year either explicitly about them or where the OP quickly turns into him talking about how terrible they are. I'll leave some out so as not to list 40+ threads to demonstrate how awful this guy is:
Westbrook had a triple double in the FIRST HALF 11 pts 10 ast 12 rebounds vs CLIPPERS
The Golden state implosion continues Steph Curry DEMANDS to have more pick and rolls run for him..
The Spurs Vs Cavs finals that will most likely happen this year will be one of the greatest ever....
LEBRON "GOAT" JAMES TAKES DIRECT SHOTS AT KLAY "IT'S A MAN'S LEAGUE" THOMPSON ON INSTAGRAM
That time Stephen Curry got SONNED by Roy "Law of Verticality" Hibbert
IF CLEVELAND LOSES TO GOLDEN STATE TOMMOROW......
Golden State is getting DESTROYED by the Brooklyn Nets right now.....
*THE CLASH OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS* San Antonio SPURS vs LA Clippers 10:30 GAME THREAD
The Pelicans are out here DOMINATING the Warriors
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/memphis-is-destroying-golden-state-right-now.491785/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/do-p...t-was-literally-sonned-by-steph-curry.490538/
OKC HAS THE SAME RECORD AT 12-8 AS THEY DID LAST SEASON WITH DURANT
Golden State is currently ranked 21st in the entire league in TEAM DEFENSE
Golden States last 3 wins have been against teams playing the 2nd game of a back to back
Harrison Barnes will become a superstar tonight
How long will it take for casuals to realize the OKC Thunder are an elite team?
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-told-the-casuals-this-golden-state-team-is-worse.476232/
A TRIBUTE TO THE 2016-2017 WARRIORS
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/down-goes-stephanie-curry.474608/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/cava...harambe-the-gorilla-to-a-max-contract.467478/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/does...-golden-state-literally-means-nothing.467248/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/possible-nba-coup-detat-mark-cuban-vetos-bogut-trade-kd-stays.443197/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/a-vi...sell-westbrooks-troubled-relationship.443194/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-dirk-signs-with-okc-they-are-the-best-team-in-the-west.443010/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/golden-state-just-ruined-steph-currys-career.442756/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/spurs-are-easily-still-the-best-team-in-the-west-right-now.442723/
If Chris Paul and Blake Griffin don't get injured
The Media is calling for Steph Curry to be suspended for Game 7
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-cavaliers-are-going-to-win-the-next-4-games.433269/
This list is all from April through July 5th and then from the end of September through today. There are about 13 threads in the bushes and many more that belong. You've made about 180 threads this year. That averages out to 15 threads per month if you were active from January through today, and all of this was done in about a total of five months of activity. Nobody cares to hear it, so allow me to extend this request from the entire coliseum to you: Shut the fukk up! When you have twice as many negs as posts and still more negs than daps, it's time to stop posting. You have managed to eclipse the abomination that was the 2016 performance by @Sccit even, a year so bad that even other Kobe stans were so embarrassed that they asked him to stop posting. You are undoubtedly the worst poster in the coliseum. @3Rivers can you outfit him with his avi in the form of the swagnificent award? Just as importantly, we will be requesting to @cook and @Brooklynzson that your thread making abilities are revoked.
Courtesy of the GOAT
2015: @EducatedBrothaFromTheBank (dumbassbrothafromthebushes) The Official 2015 WORST POSTER OF THE YEAR Award ceremony #WPOY2015
2013-2014: @Swagnificent Ladies and gentlemen, the 11th annual WORST POSTER OF THE YEAR TROPHY PRESENTATION #WPOY2014 My fellow Coliseum posters, I present to you: your 10th annual WORST POSTER OF THE YEAR
2012: @LastEmperor2k2 Ladies and gentlemen: YOUR worst poster of the year....
Now on to the present. This was a year unprecedented in the way of horrid posting, with absolute shyt coming from the keyboard of seemingly every corner of the globe to pollute our site. We had Kobe stans argue he was a better player and scorer than Michael Jordan, there was a guy argue that Donald Sterling meant no harm, there's been posters trying to blame the Indianapolis colts' struggles as a team that they've had since 2010 on Andrew Luck, and there's even been a claim that Atlanta Falcons need to sign Michael Vick (they won the division). All of that pales in comparison to the winner of the 2016 worst poster of the year award, @SuaveHooper88
Suavehooper88 is a spammer cut from the same cloth as posters like @Eye Cue DA GAWD and trolls of similar ilk. He takes his abysmal LeBron stannery and Golden State Warriors hate thread making to unreached levels. There have been long stretches of him making multiple awful threads per day, uploading his youtube videos in hopes of getting views from us, and his takes on Karl Anthony Towns already reaching his peak, and Deangelo Russell and Harrison Barnes both making the top five in scoring this season (as of just before Christmas they were 29th and 65th). He's been banned from another forum for his trolling already, and is seemingly attempting to do so here. He even goes digging through the bushes to up months old bushes threads (he has over a dozen of them this year) to argue with posters in there. Here is a list of his Warriors related threads this year either explicitly about them or where the OP quickly turns into him talking about how terrible they are. I'll leave some out so as not to list 40+ threads to demonstrate how awful this guy is:
Westbrook had a triple double in the FIRST HALF 11 pts 10 ast 12 rebounds vs CLIPPERS
The Golden state implosion continues Steph Curry DEMANDS to have more pick and rolls run for him..
The Spurs Vs Cavs finals that will most likely happen this year will be one of the greatest ever....
LEBRON "GOAT" JAMES TAKES DIRECT SHOTS AT KLAY "IT'S A MAN'S LEAGUE" THOMPSON ON INSTAGRAM
That time Stephen Curry got SONNED by Roy "Law of Verticality" Hibbert
IF CLEVELAND LOSES TO GOLDEN STATE TOMMOROW......
Golden State is getting DESTROYED by the Brooklyn Nets right now.....
*THE CLASH OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS* San Antonio SPURS vs LA Clippers 10:30 GAME THREAD
The Pelicans are out here DOMINATING the Warriors
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/memphis-is-destroying-golden-state-right-now.491785/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/do-p...t-was-literally-sonned-by-steph-curry.490538/
OKC HAS THE SAME RECORD AT 12-8 AS THEY DID LAST SEASON WITH DURANT
Golden State is currently ranked 21st in the entire league in TEAM DEFENSE
Golden States last 3 wins have been against teams playing the 2nd game of a back to back
Harrison Barnes will become a superstar tonight
How long will it take for casuals to realize the OKC Thunder are an elite team?
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-told-the-casuals-this-golden-state-team-is-worse.476232/
A TRIBUTE TO THE 2016-2017 WARRIORS
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/down-goes-stephanie-curry.474608/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/cava...harambe-the-gorilla-to-a-max-contract.467478/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/does...-golden-state-literally-means-nothing.467248/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/possible-nba-coup-detat-mark-cuban-vetos-bogut-trade-kd-stays.443197/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/a-vi...sell-westbrooks-troubled-relationship.443194/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-dirk-signs-with-okc-they-are-the-best-team-in-the-west.443010/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/golden-state-just-ruined-steph-currys-career.442756/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/spurs-are-easily-still-the-best-team-in-the-west-right-now.442723/
If Chris Paul and Blake Griffin don't get injured
The Media is calling for Steph Curry to be suspended for Game 7
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-cavaliers-are-going-to-win-the-next-4-games.433269/
This list is all from April through July 5th and then from the end of September through today. There are about 13 threads in the bushes and many more that belong. You've made about 180 threads this year. That averages out to 15 threads per month if you were active from January through today, and all of this was done in about a total of five months of activity. Nobody cares to hear it, so allow me to extend this request from the entire coliseum to you: Shut the fukk up! When you have twice as many negs as posts and still more negs than daps, it's time to stop posting. You have managed to eclipse the abomination that was the 2016 performance by @Sccit even, a year so bad that even other Kobe stans were so embarrassed that they asked him to stop posting. You are undoubtedly the worst poster in the coliseum. @3Rivers can you outfit him with his avi in the form of the swagnificent award? Just as importantly, we will be requesting to @cook and @Brooklynzson that your thread making abilities are revoked.
Courtesy of the GOAT
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