The Official Super Bowl Racism Thread

[PhonZhi]

These next 2 weeks leading up to the Super Bowl is gonna bring out alot of "true" feelins in folks around the country.

In 1 corner, we got "good ol' boy" Peyton Manning

The man who "plays the game the right way".

The man that most slow, unathletic white men can relate to.

The man that carries himself with class

In corner 2 we got Mr. #BlackExcellence himself "Killa" Cam Newton

The man with the "fake smile"

The man who STAYS "not showing class"

The man who "dances too much"



We already know what time it is, so just drop any stories of real life convos, tweets, FB/Instagram posts here that be on that

 

[s3ven_LvLs]

Its lit.

Edit: Had to add this one too lmao

fukk it bruh Cam a real one.

 

[audemarzz]

I don't know what's going on but rep dap five stars

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

I don't understand how anyone can't like Cam Newton. He's so damn goofy it's actually kind of adorable. He's the most likable quarterback.

 

[the cac mamba]

it really is

the amount of disgruntled white men after the broncos lose is gonna rival obama's reelection

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Cam accepted money that he shouldn't have. He should've been banned from all levels of football after that. He broke a rule but these black athletes always get second chances

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

A breh who hosts sports talk radio here in Chicago subtly said it this morning. People still bytching about him taking money and a laptop yet Big Ben raped someone

 

[Ziggiy]

You made Cam's picture smaller than the Cacs. The Racism has already started

 

[Cat piss martini]

fukk the Broncos......
(flavor flav voice) we got a black quarterback so step back!

 

[jadillac]

just do a twitter seach for "cam newton is a thug"

 

[Audemar]

The man who "dances too much"

But no one ever says anything about Gronk.

 

[Heafcliffe]

There will be subtle racism as well. Someone will say something of the sort for example:

1. "The Panthers will come to play the Broncos in the Super Bowl." Nikka, its essentially a road game for both teams.
2. "Cam will bring his pack....." a la Mel Gibson.
3. "The Panthers will surely entertain us tonight." We only entertain you fukks now. This will only come with a 2 TD lead or less. Once a shellacking ensues, the hate will be less subtle.
4. With 2 catches and 10 yards, Olsen will be MVP.
5. Commentators will for Manning if he begins to fukk up. For example, "he is battling many injuries," "he is a 39 years old man!," etc.
6. Over-hyping anything Manning does satisfactorily, "Manning just ran for 1.753487 yards for the 1st--- that's MVP football, right here everybody!"
7. Black Panther (no pun intended) player scores, trap music will play as they go to commercial.
8. Panthers' Microsoft Surfaces won't work..... all game.
9. In the skyboxes, they will show the upper echelon of Broncos football (i.e. execs, general managers, etc.) and the Manning family (Archie, Eli, etc) in suits quietly eating cheese & cucumber sammiches. They will show rappers and entertainers in the "Panther" boxes complete with a chicken wing hanging from their mouths, rolexes shining and doing the "Dab." None of the Panther box footage will be live though. They'll insert it for obvious reasons.
10. Regardless if the Broncos are winning or not, vintage football clips of Manning from Tenn and Indy will be paraded as a homage to him. Cam will get a 30 sec clip of his 2015 playoff football.

May sound crazy but trust that small things like these will happen. Got more but I'll hold off.

 

[PhonZhi]

You made Cam's picture smaller than the Cacs. The Racism has already started

Lol. Naw, they the same size, you know Peyton got that big jug head that makes the pic SEEM bigger

 

[s3ven_LvLs]

The broncos are supposed to be wearing white while the panthers are wearing black.

 

[PhonZhi]

My Boss Just Said He Hates Cam Newton