The official "Jordan would've" thread.

[Malta]

Jordan would have gotten his HVAC certification between quarters and fixed the the AC himself during halftime before dropping 46 on the Spurs


Jordan would have produced a cold front like Storm from the X-men and caused a small localized thunderstorm to cool down the arena before giving the Spurs 21 in the 3rd quarter

Jordan would have played such incredible defense the Spurs backcourt would be so cold from the field the temperature in the arena would have dropped by 30 degrees and then he'd give Kawhi Leonard 39pts, 6rebs, 8asts @ the half


Always remember brehs, no matter the question, Jordan would have is the answer.

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Cheese eyes would've gambled in the lockeroom and sodomized some average white women while the ac was being fixed

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

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Jordan would've fixed the AC.

 

[BigE214]

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

Last time Jordan played without air conditioning, it was in practice, heat from friction of the shots he was dropping through net caused 3 spectators to catch a heat stroke.

Reports say temperatures reached 110 that day and jordan didn't even take off his warm ups. Apparently he only missed one shot that day because he got distracted from the ambulance coming to pick up the heat stroke victims.

 

[42 Monks]

Jordan's body temperature is regularly cooled every 24 seconds - the clutch gene in his DNA ensures his heart pumps ice-water through his veins at precise, shot-clock intervals.

 

[BrothaZay]

Jordan wouldve got his dad killed due to unpaid gambling debts

 

[muzikfrk75]

Jordan would've played in a fur coat

 

[#1 pick]

MJ would've scored 50 PPG v. a sophisticated zone defense.

 

[Kaypain]

Jordan would've fukk your wifey, girlfriend, or mistress with no fukks given....












And there's nothing you could do about it

 

[ThugLife]

Jordan left a Finals game due to cramps before too though

 

[PortCityProphet]

Jordan would've been hungover as usual so he wouldn't have noticed the rising temperature

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Jordan would have completed medical school and a residency in general surgery at half time so he could amputate his left leg on the court with no anesthetics and then proceed to drop 30 pts with a 53% FG percentage in a wheelchair

 

[Trojan 24]

Jordan would've been hungover as usual so he wouldn't have noticed the rising temperature

Jordan prolly like dehrydrated

That's a regular Tuesday morning to cheese eyes

 

[ThaGlow]

Jordan would have gotten his HVAC certification between quarters and fixed the the AC himself during halftime before dropping 46 on the Spurs


Jordan would have produced a cold front like Storm from the X-men and caused a small localized thunderstorm to cool down the arena before giving the Spurs 21 in the 3rd quarter

Jordan would have played such incredible defense the Spurs backcourt would be so cold from the field the temperature in the arena would have dropped by 30 degrees and then he'd give Kawhi Leonard 39pts, 6rebs, 8asts @ the half


Always remember brehs, no matter the question, Jordan would have is the answer.

No "would of" in sight