The Official "Come In Here And B-tch About A Co Worker" Thread

[ThaBronxBully]

My Dudes

There's No Smiley To Display My Level Of Disgust Im Feeling Right Now

There's A Woman I Work With (Mind You I Work In A Small Office) Who Is In Her 50's, Shes Like 6'2 And Fat As All Hell And REEKS Like A Rodent Crawled In Her Vagina And Died

She's A Pill Popper And Alcoholic Who Comes Into Work Looking Like She's Been Through Hell And Back

Let Me Tell You How Nasty She Is

Her Vagina Leaks Garbage Water

Im Not shytting You, The Back Of Her Pants Stay Wet With Some Weird White Substance That She STAINED And Leaked All Over Her Old Chair. Our Boss Bought Us All New Chairs And I Guess She Didn't Wanna Stain The New One So Guess What She Does?? Instead Of Buying A Cover Or Laying Down Some Kind Of Fabric She Empties Her Lunch Bag (One Of Those Eco Friendly Bags To Take To The Supermarket) And SITS ON HER LUNCH BAG.

Brehs Im So Disgusted I Have To Vent

We Have A Unisex Bathroom Here And She shyts Like 3 Times A Day Leaving The Bathroom Smelling Like A Mix Of shyt, Yeast Infected Vagina And Lysol

One Time There Was Drips Of A Nasty Weird Colored Substance On The Floor Of The Bathroom By The Toilet And 2 Other People Here Suspected It Came From Her

So fukking Nasty

This Office Is AC 24/7 And Cold And She STILL Has A Fan By Her Desk Blowing Directly At Her Back Making Her Smell Whiff Through The Office

Today She Came In Looking More Hellish Then Usual, She Sat Down, Turned On Her Fan And The Foulest Smell Hit The Air. I Suspect She Drank Herself Into A Coma All Weekend And Didnt Shower And Woke Up With Just Enough Time To Get Here

Does Anybody POSSIBLY Have A Worse Co Worker?

 

[Take the stairs]

Isn't there a hygiene standard? They need to fire her. Her twat is staining chairs!?

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Isn't there a hygiene standard? They need to fire her. Her twat is staining chairs!?

My Dude, She's Been At This Company For Like 16 Years And Is Very Good Friends With The Boss

Another Funny Thing I Forgot To Mention

Her Husband Had Some Accident Years Ago And Has No Sense Of Smell Or Taste So He Probably Has No Idea Her Vagina Is A Rotted Dumpster Of Rust Colored Vaginal Secretion That Smells Like Someone Took An Aborted Fetus And Dipped It In Vomit And Left It In The Sun

I Remember A Few Months Back I Texted A Friend Of Mine bytching About Her And He Was Like "I Gotta See A Pic Of This bytch", So She Goes To The Back Room Of The Office And I Figure I'll Snap The Pic When She Walks Back My Way, So As Shes Coming Back I Snap The Pic And The bytch Is Holding Like A 12 Pack Of Two Ply Toilet Tissue Under Her Arm shyt Was Perfect

And Yes She Stains Her Chair My Dude, fukking Disgusting

 

[threattonature]

Only time I had even anything comparable was working with a musty ass cat from India. We used to work in the computer labs on campus so we had to sit right next to each other for like 6 hours straight. I had to get up and leave like every 10 minutes cause his smell would literally have my stomach turning.

But yo staining seats is some next level shyt.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Damn how did I miss this thread. We got a Chinese dude that be stealing people food and shyt. Dude is just weird, mufukka be shaving and brushing his teeth in the bathroom. He's an engineer but he wears track pants everyday. My boss walked in while he was washing his face in the sink in the lunch room and went off in his ass. We get free lunch if we hit goal each month and we are supposed to save some for second shift. This dude waits till we all leave the lunchroom and packs up a big ass plate of food to take home with him. Again my boss caught him and went off. The last straw was when this mufukka shytted on the bathroom floor and smoov act like he didn't notice. He didn't try to clean it up or nothin. He tried to deny it was him but i guess he had got some on his pants cause he changed from blue to red trackpants. My boss found out about it and went Ape shyt, jazzy jeffed this mufukka ASAP and mailed him his belongings

 

[nalej]

Nope I think you win Kolo

 

[No Homo]

My Dude, She's Been At This Company For Like 16 Years And Is Very Good Friends With The Boss

Another Funny Thing I Forgot To Mention

Her Husband Had Some Accident Years Ago And Has No Sense Of Smell Or Taste So He Probably Has No Idea Her Vagina Is A Rotted Dumpster Of Rust Colored Vaginal Secretion That Smells Like Someone Took An Aborted Fetus And Dipped It In Vomit And Left It In The Sun

I Remember A Few Months Back I Texted A Friend Of Mine bytching About Her And He Was Like "I Gotta See A Pic Of This bytch", So She Goes To The Back Room Of The Office And I Figure I'll Snap The Pic When She Walks Back My Way, So As Shes Coming Back I Snap The Pic And The bytch Is Holding Like A 12 Pack Of Two Ply Toilet Tissue Under Her Arm shyt Was Perfect

And Yes She Stains Her Chair My Dude, fukking Disgusting

Damn how did I miss this thread. We got a Chinese dude that be stealing people food and shyt. Dude is just weird, mufukka be shaving and brushing his teeth in the bathroom. He's an engineer but he wears track pants everyday. My boss walked in while he was washing his face in the sink in the lunch room and went off in his ass. We get free lunch if we hit goal each month and we are supposed to save some for second shift. This dude waits till we all leave the lunchroom and packs up a big ass plate of food to take home with him. Again my boss caught him and went off. The last straw was when this mufukka shytted on the bathroom floor and smoov act like he didn't notice. He didn't try to clean it up or nothin. He tried to deny it was him but i guess he had got some on his pants cause he changed from blue to red trackpants. My boss found out about it and went Ape shyt, jazzy jeffed this mufukka ASAP and mailed him his belongings

@ both of these

 

[DaRealness]

Damn how did I miss this thread. We got a Chinese dude that be stealing people food and shyt. Dude is just weird, mufukka be shaving and brushing his teeth in the bathroom. He's an engineer but he wears track pants everyday. My boss walked in while he was washing his face in the sink in the lunch room and went off in his ass. We get free lunch if we hit goal each month and we are supposed to save some for second shift. This dude waits till we all leave the lunchroom and packs up a big ass plate of food to take home with him. Again my boss caught him and went off. The last straw was when this mufukka shytted on the bathroom floor and smoov act like he didn't notice. He didn't try to clean it up or nothin. He tried to deny it was him but i guess he had got some on his pants cause he changed from blue to red trackpants. My boss found out about it and went Ape shyt, jazzy jeffed this mufukka ASAP and mailed him his belongings

What a fukkin' lunatic!!

 

[MeachTheMonster]

What a fukkin' lunatic!!

Man, you every seen a mufukka eat a slice of pizza with a spoon? How about sauté a leftover big Mack and eat it over some rice.....with a spoon. Dude was crazy.

 

[DaRealness]

Man, you every seen a mufukka eat a slice of pizza with a spoon? How about sauté a leftover big Mack and eat it over some rice.....with a spoon. Dude was crazy.

 

[Panther]

Man, you every seen a mufukka eat a slice of pizza with a spoon? How about sauté a leftover big Mack and eat it over some rice.....with a spoon. Dude was crazy.

thank god my supervisor left early or i would lose my job reading this thread

 

[ThaBronxBully]

As I Type This The Nasty bytch Is At Her Desk Scratching Her Arm HARD, She Has Dry Scaly Skin So It Sounds Like Someone Is Crushing Potatoes Chips In Their Bare Hands

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I doubt anyone can top that

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Yo, this bytch has vaginal leakage?! What the fukk? How has this not been adressed by your boss already?

 

[Harry Sax]

my homeboy told me one day he was feelin good and decided to make himself a gourmet sandwhich...he had some expensive ass bread, boars head turkey, some expensive cheese, lettuce, and a "thinly sliced tomato" on it...yes he's fat

lunch time came around and he was fiendin for this sandwich...went n got his shyt, pulled tha sandwich out, and found that somebody had took a big ass bite out of it and put it back in the refridgerator

i was fukkin cryin laughin