The inbred family "tree" of Charles II of Spain. WTF

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:scusthov: His family line ended with him, because he was completely sterile as a result of the inbreeding.

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Look at the family portraits. Keep in mind that the artist making those paintings was under pressure of being tortured to death to ensure that the royalty looked attractive and regal, yet still looked like the original subject. You see over the generations how the offspring starts to look like a caricature of their own family. Imagine how unattractive these people were in real life. :wtf:

In addition, there were so many Uncle-Niece relationships in this man's ancestry that his genome was more homozygous than that of a child whose parents were brother and sister. :merchant:

Not sure if I should feel guilty or not for laughing at these people. On the one hand, they didn't have a full grasp on how genetics worked, but on the other hand, fukk the imperialist royalty. :manny:
 

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The thought of evolving from changing your niece's diapers to sniffing her panties :Shaq:

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if you read about lots of "royal" families personal lives shyt is always bizzarre as fuk. Imagine the fukkery you would get into if you were able to sit around being disgustingly rich in the 1600's :deadmanny:
 

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if you read about lots of "royal" families personal lives shyt is always bizzarre as fuk. Imagine the fukkery you would get into if you were able to sit around being disgustingly rich in the 1600's :deadmanny:

Wealth and boredom are a dangerous, potent mix. :smugfavre:
 

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if you read about lots of "royal" families personal lives shyt is always bizzarre as fuk. Imagine the fukkery you would get into if you were able to sit around being disgustingly rich in the 1600's :deadmanny:

I'd probably increase my wealth through chattel slavery and create mulatto degenerates:smugdraper:
 

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forget sterility and virility, these people were making decisions with all of europe at stake :pachaha: fukking idiotic system they built for themselves

True, he was severely developmentally disabled both mentally and emotionally.
 
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