madness
Taking my talents to South Beach
I was shook as fukk brehs
I immediately did my googles and it said you could get hep B it from unprotected sex, kissing and exchange of bodily fluids
i started thinking about every chick i'd kissed, gotten head from and possibly might have slipped in raw even if it was a few seconds
i started guessing who i could've gotten it from...a couple of canditates popped into my head and was like i KNEW that bytch had something, lord, why didnt i just jack off and call it a night?
my sister is in med school and i was thinking about asking her, but i shot that down because A) i knew she'd chastise me for not being careful and B) she'd probably tell my moms and everyone else in the family
i called my doctor to see if she could explain my lab results over the phone, but the nurse in her best bytch voice informed me that my medical results could not be discussed over the phone, i'd have to wait for the follow up visit which is in a month
so i'm thinking "well, i'm fukked." now i will have to be open and forthright with any chick i meet. i will be branded as a sexual deviant with a dirty disease forever.
so while i'm a nervous wreck and beating myself up, i logged back online again to view my medical profile to see if maybe i had misread the results. that's when i noticed that it said
Hepatitis B antigen: NON-REACTIVE
Hepatitis B antibody: REACTIVE
i was confused as to what this meant so i did some research and found out that anyone who had received the hep B vaccine at any point in their life (which i have) would always come out with reactive antibodies. the antigen was the only one i needed to worry about. and that was non-reactive.
when i tell yall i felt so after i found this out.
i've vowed to never get head or kiss anymore chicks until i'm in a serious relationship, i don't care how bad a bytch is
at least for now
I immediately did my googles and it said you could get hep B it from unprotected sex, kissing and exchange of bodily fluids
i started thinking about every chick i'd kissed, gotten head from and possibly might have slipped in raw even if it was a few seconds
i started guessing who i could've gotten it from...a couple of canditates popped into my head and was like i KNEW that bytch had something, lord, why didnt i just jack off and call it a night?
my sister is in med school and i was thinking about asking her, but i shot that down because A) i knew she'd chastise me for not being careful and B) she'd probably tell my moms and everyone else in the family
i called my doctor to see if she could explain my lab results over the phone, but the nurse in her best bytch voice informed me that my medical results could not be discussed over the phone, i'd have to wait for the follow up visit which is in a month
so i'm thinking "well, i'm fukked." now i will have to be open and forthright with any chick i meet. i will be branded as a sexual deviant with a dirty disease forever.
so while i'm a nervous wreck and beating myself up, i logged back online again to view my medical profile to see if maybe i had misread the results. that's when i noticed that it said
Hepatitis B antigen: NON-REACTIVE
Hepatitis B antibody: REACTIVE
i was confused as to what this meant so i did some research and found out that anyone who had received the hep B vaccine at any point in their life (which i have) would always come out with reactive antibodies. the antigen was the only one i needed to worry about. and that was non-reactive.
when i tell yall i felt so after i found this out.
i've vowed to never get head or kiss anymore chicks until i'm in a serious relationship, i don't care how bad a bytch is
at least for now