Sohh i just got escorted out of class for being drunk. Since when community college turn into Yale?

[flea]

I been up drinking since last night. Had class today and it made no sense for me to go to sleep so I just kept drinking. I dont even feel drunk though. my motor skills are good, reflexes on point. i just smell and look like a homeless person. I tried my best to go unnoticed. I went straight to the back and put my headphones on and tried to get some sleep.
First time, teacher comes by, wakes me up and tells me to the lower the music. no prob. Second time, i had a little fukking nightmare and i wake up gasping for air looking around all crazy and the entire class is looking at me pretty embarrassing.
I look over at the teacher and he's giving me this look like
"why are u even here? turn down your music please "

I turn the music down again. I try my best to stay awake this time but still I fukking cant. Go to sleep one more time and im in the best sleep ever which feels for like 2 minutes. Then i feel a heavy hand on my shoulder. i wake up, look and the teacher is damn there picking me up like a baby in his arms.
"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt and the entire class is giving a fukking round of applause
buncha cock sucking little goody two shoes. I didnt fight back though. im pretty drunk and feel weak. and i did just wanna go home but fukk school. fukking idiots lost themselves a potential teacher I'll probably never go back

 

[Detroit Wave]

community college, brehs

 

[HoloGraphic]

Let sleeping dawgs lie

 

[no.]

for your teacher. It's his job to toss out anyone who's disrupting class. Which you obviously were with your gasping, music blaring ass.

 

[Food Mane]

I've done shyt like this more times than I'd like to admit. Thing is, when you've been drinking for that long and probably doing drugs to still be awake, you don't feel that drunk

 

[Cory MBA]

 

[Spy]

OP still lives with his parents and goes to community college at age 24, he lawst. Not to mentioned getting manhandled by a cac to leave a class session his parents paid for

Nobody respects you

 

[CakeEater]

great way to start off the week

 

[flea]

I've done shyt like this more times than I'd like to admit. Thing is, when you've been drinking for that long and probably doing drugs to still be awake, you don't feel that drunk

thats what im saying. i thought i looked rather fukking sauve if u ask me. if anything i probably just smelled like an ashtray

 

[Food Mane]

thats what im saying. i thought i looked rather fukking sauve if u ask me. if anything i probably just smelled like an ashtray

True, no cologne in the world can cover up the smell of 40 cigarettes

 

[flea]

OP still lives with his parents and goes to community college at age 24, he lawst. Not to mentioned getting manhandled by a cac to leave a class session his parents paid for

Nobody respects you

my teacher is a black dude
LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF SH!T ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE CANT BE TEACHERS YALL!!

 

[jdubnyce]

should have taken the day off; instead you go and disrupt others

 

[Food Mane]

thats what im saying. i thought i looked rather fukking sauve if u ask me. if anything i probably just smelled like an ashtray

double

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I been up drinking since last night. Had class today and it made no sense for me to go to sleep so I just kept drinking. I dont even feel drunk though. my motor skills are good, reflexes on point. i just smell and look like a homeless person. I tried my best to go unnoticed. I went straight to the back and put my headphones on and tried to get some sleep.
First time, teacher comes by, wakes me up and tells me to the lower the music. no prob. Second time, i had a little fukking nightmare and i wake up gasping for air looking around all crazy and the entire class is looking at me pretty embarrassing.
I look over at the teacher and he's giving me this look like
"why are u even here? turn down your music please "

I turn the music down again. I try my best to stay awake this time but still I fukking cant. Go to sleep one more time and im in the best sleep ever which feels for like 2 minutes. Then i feel a heavy hand on my shoulder. i wake up, look and the teacher is damn there picking me up like a baby in his arms.
"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt and the entire class is giving a fukking round of applause
buncha cock sucking little goody two shoes. I didnt fight back though. im pretty drunk and feel weak. and i did just wanna go home but fukk school. fukking idiots lost themselves a potential teacher I'll probably never go back

All this thread does is further confirm how much of a loser you are

 

[Broke Wave]

Real nikka

If u not twisted off hen to start your day in class you not a real nikka