Shorty Just broke up with me (update)

[onelastdeath]

And I didn’t even know we were dating

She came to my crib at 7 AM, brought me coffee
And a bagel and asked me to sit down. So
I did.

And she’s talking about how we want different things in life and how me not wanting anymore kids is a problem for her and how she’s 27 and can’t waste anymore time with someone who’s goals and ambitions don’t match her own. She starts tearing and kisses me on the cheek and dips.

And my boy is laying on the couch “sleep”, gets up after she leaves and asks me why I didn’t tell him I had a shorty and I’m like because I never did

This shyt is so awkward and I’m fake angry because this bytch broke up with me, but not really because I thought we were just fukking. I can’t tell how to feel. A part of me wants to laugh at the miscommunication and a part of me is like man maybe I missed out on something

I thought we were just hangin and fukkin, I been hittin other girls too. What the fukk

 

[Quiet Magician]

We all been there. Where a woman you were just fukking wants a relationship, things get awkward, you start to avoid her and she gets crazy as hell. Count your blessing breh, least she "broke up" and you didn't have to avoid her. A woman who felt her time was wasted and she was used is dangerous.

 

[number21]

So, a delusional concubine.

 

[Olu Dara]

She knew you were just fukking but she met someone and it was her way of telling you no more fukking

 

[onelastdeath]

We all been there. Where a woman you were just fukking wants a relationship, things get awkward, you start to avoid her and she gets crazy as hell. Count your blessing breh, least she "broke up" and you didn't have to avoid her. A woman who felt her time was wasted and she was used is dangerous.

The problem is not that she wanted a relationship, the problem is that she thought we were in one which I never even agreed to.

 

[Luke Cage]

Not to be

but all this means is you have weak pipe game. When a fukk buddy you have no relationship says, i aint really trying to smash no more.
that means she made another friend who can dikk her down correctly and she can't even bothered to keep you on reserve because your pipe game is .

What happens when you have a mean pipe game is girl is like, i'm in a relationship so we can't fukk around anymore but keep in touch
AKA keep in touch just in case he doesn't hold it down. I'll be coming back for that D on occasion.

 

[75 Others]

And I didn’t even know we were dating

I cant read past this

 

[onelastdeath]

Not to be

but all this means is you have weak pipe game. When a fukk buddy you have no relationship says, i aint really trying to smash no more.
that means she made another friend who can dikk her down correctly and she can't even bothered to keep you on reserve because your pipe game is .

What happens when you have a mean pipe game is girl is like, i'm in a relationship so we can't fukk around anymore but keep in touch
AKA keep in touch just in case he doesn't hold it down. I'll be coming back for that D on occasion.

Sounds like regurgitated internet bullshyt from
A nikka who’s never actually around women. But I’ll take it.

 

[onelastdeath]

She knew you were just fukking but she met someone and it was her way of telling you no more fukking

Then why the crying ?

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

yeah, she doesn't want to hang around you anymore. so, whatever the "arrangement" is, it's off...

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Then why the crying ?

those were tears of joy...

 

[Diondon]

Let her go. Sounds like you had no intentions to cuff.

 

[onelastdeath]

those were tears of joy...

I told her last Thursday that I would never consider having kids because I’m not the guy that wants multiple BM’s. And since then she’s been acting distant. We chilled Sunday night, I fukked and normally she chills with me till she has to go to work in the morning but she left after and didn’t even give me a reason whyd didn’t see her Monday, then she’s pops up at my crib today with that bullshyt.

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

And I didn’t even know we were dating

She came to my crib at 7 AM, brought me coffee
And a bagel and asked me to sit down. So
I did.


This shyt is so awkward and I’m fake angry because this bytch broke up with me, but not really because I thought we were just fukking. I can’t tell how to feel. A part of me wants to laugh at the miscommunication and a part of me is like man maybe I missed out on something

I thought we were just hangin and fukkin, I been hittin other girls too. What the fukk

How does one fake anger, but then not really be fake angered because you thought it was one way when it was actually the other?

 

[UWasntThere]

This is the first thread to leave me speechless so I'm just going to save this real estate for later