Probably the Most Hilarious/Awkward Freestyle Session Ever: Kool Keith & Xzibit

[Walt]

On Stretch and Bob:



around the 50 second mark Keith claims he has been making beats, offers to produce Xzibit's album... except he calls him Everlast. Hilarity ensues. Keith tries to clean it up, and plays Xzibit even further by not knowing who he is or how to spell his name around the 2 minute mark.

Then Keith launches into one of the most tangential, incoherent freestyles ever spit by a rap legend.

After which Xzibit hops on the best and drops a mad serious rappity rap lyrical verse, which sounds mad absurd after hearing Keith essentially mock the notion of freestyling.

At 5:19 Keith spits a second verse that manages to be even more abstract and insane than the first one. He actually plays hide and seek during the verse. Around the 5:40 mark he starts making sandwiches in the verse.

At the 8:27 mark Keith announces "I'm the only rapper who could just say anything." The proceeds to freestyle pickles and onions, that's right.. toes and bunions... lyrical crunch time, it's lunch time, hey kid join me for lunch time... check out the munch rhyme...

Just a remarkable performance.

 

[Brofato]

That shyt was all great man lol. Didn't think I'd listen to it all or it'd be cringeworthy but I enjoyed the whole thing.

 

[Walt]

That shyt was all great man lol. Didn't think I'd listen to it all or it'd be cringeworthy but I enjoyed the whole thing.

Fam, I had tears in my eyes back in the day when I heard this shyt.

 

[hex]

On Stretch and Bob:



around the 50 second mark Keith claims he has been making beats, offers to produce Xzibit's album... except he calls him Everlast. Hilarity ensues. Keith tries to clean it up, and plays Xzibit even further by not knowing who he is or how to spell his name around the 2 minute mark.

Then Keith launches into one of the most tangential, incoherent freestyles ever spit by a rap legend.

After which Xzibit hops on the best and drops a mad serious rappity rap lyrical verse, which sounds mad absurd after hearing Keith essentially mock the notion of freestyling.

At 5:19 Keith spits a second verse that manages to be even more abstract and insane than the first one. He actually plays hide and seek during the verse. Around the 5:40 mark he starts making sandwiches in the verse.

At the 8:27 mark Keith announces "I'm the only rapper who could just say anything." The proceeds to freestyle pickles and onions, that's right.. toes and bunions... lyrical crunch time, it's lunch time, hey kid join me for lunch time... check out the munch rhyme...

Just a remarkable performance.

This has to be a close second. Watch the whole thing:



Fred.

 

[daze23]

".........................................you don't know when I'm coming back"

 

[Walt]

This has to be a close second. Watch the whole thing:



Fred.

When I get back home I'll definitely check this out.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I......CAN'T......BREATHE.......


Hot popcorn/lyrical like James Brown/Bring the flames down/Slide your shoes to the side....​

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Yooooooo I mite have to download this guy's catalog, he's a real fukkin clown

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

been bumpin this since high school. never gets old

i wanna work with you Everlast

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Ooooo that Brotha Lynch Hung session was another weird one. Video looked like the room smelled like ass, and nobody was even bothered

 

[daze23]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 mc's please...

bow

 

[Taadow]

Ayo for reals...that chit Keefe was kickin'?

That's what the game been missin'.


edit - and then that "True Master" beat came in...my and my niccas used to kick underwhelming freestyles to this also *tear*

 

[Big Mel]

Lol. I actually remember this.

 

[Big Mel]

I miss stretch. He had that hip hop Howard stern m.o. On smash.


"That's the pause style"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Keith a weird dude.