One of my high school classmates went on a date with a typical coli n*gga

[Houston911]

which one of yall did this?

Her summary is below


Yea it was a hot mess! The guy was 20 minutes late and couldn't make eye contact. First thing he said to me was is your hair real and was shocked when I said yes. He goes on to say how all black girls are fake nowadays. When I didn't agree he goes on to say that I am not familiar with the black culture and will need to be reintroduced. Then he concludes that since I am articulate, don't have any kids, live in a white neighborhood, not familiar with basketball stars and lack of a traditional black body makes me less than. Oh and i shouldn't worry because I have a body more desirable to other races I have been trained to think and act like them. This can be fixed in time. In addition my desire to travel the world and go on trips with female friends means that I could become a lesbian if I haven't tried it yet. To top it off he didn't even have the basic gentlemen courtesy to pay for my drink.

 

[Swirv]

 

[Dwolf]

Traditional black body?
Also, pic vio of the female in said convo.

 

[Nobody]

It was me.

 

[Couth]

Brehs outchyea trolling in th real world.


Shoulda ate a meal then left her wit da check.

 

[sportscribe]

Coli logic:

But why is she is she still going out on dates? Can't she hold down a bf?

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[notwhoiusedtobe]

Did he also say she was secretly ? That would complete the checklist.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

In addition my desire to travel the world and go on trips with female friends means that I could become a lesbian if I haven't tried it yet.

I lost it here

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

What kind of guy goes on a date acting like that? He could have stayed his miserable ass home.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

which one of yall did this?

Her summary is below


Yea it was a hot mess! The guy was 20 minutes late and couldn't make eye contact. First thing he said to me was is your hair real and was shocked when I said yes. He goes on to say how all black girls are fake nowadays. When I didn't agree he goes on to say that I am not familiar with the black culture and will need to be reintroduced. Then he concludes that since I am articulate, don't have any kids, live in a white neighborhood, not familiar with basketball stars and lack of a traditional black body makes me less than. Oh and i shouldn't worry because I have a body more desirable to other races I have been trained to think and act like them. This can be fixed in time. In addition my desire to travel the world and go on trips with female friends means that I could become a lesbian if I haven't tried it yet. To top it off he didn't even have the basic gentlemen courtesy to pay for my drink.

Hoe aint fooling nobody. Why even end with that? If he paid for everything, her tune would change real quick. She's just like those 'escorts' who stalk ballers then go on twitter rants because the baller wouldn't pay for the outrageous tab the hoes racked up.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

What kind of guy goes on a date acting like that? He could have stayed his miserable ass home.

It's her side of the story, is how. She sat through the whole thing, offers no account of how she countered him during the conversation or of what kind of conversations she herself attempted to lead with, and ends with the meat of the matter -- how dare he expect her to put some independent money on the independent table by being independent enough to pay for her own damn drink.

 

[AMcV'88]

at least he didn't ask her if she was going to Dubai to get shat on when she said she wanted to travel..probably saving that for the 2nd date.

 

[-DMP-]

He didn't ask to eat the booty? he prolly post on another forum then

-DMP-

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Traditional black body?
Also, pic vio of the female in said convo.

seriously, was 'traditional black body' his words --- or hers?

again, bytch ain't fooling nobody. i bet all the shyt about articulate and living in white neighborhood is her words/interpretation, too.