i'll share a few. Got a hunned and 50.
Client calls in says "I need to join treatment, I have court in 2 weeks so I need to show them I did it."
"Treatment is 6 weeks of classes 3 nights a week."
"Well I need to be done in 2 because I have to go to court, if im not done i'll go to jail."
"Well what are you going to do?"
"Is there a way I can come in and stay all day?"
I used to install alarm systems back in the day
"I ought to sue you guys, I'm remodeling and I completely took off the alarm and disconnected it, the cops never came, I could be dead. Then it took you guys 3 days to come."
"So wait, you decided to remodel and you cut all the wires to your alarm and removed the panel from the wall and you want the cops to come?"
Being a field tech was awesome, but stupid dumb ass customers would literally call my work phone randomly
"Hello"
"I think someone is breaking in..."
"Who is this"
"Is this ______ the tech who came out 2 weeks ago? I saved your number when you called enroute to the appointment."
"This is not a business line."
"I think someone is breaking in."
"Then call the police."
I used to do all types of alarms, satellite, telecommunications and networking this fukking guy
"I want it so when you call my phone, it rings to my cell phone, but I can pick up my office phone and still dial out on my office number"
"OK, easy, call forwarding."
"Is that what that is?"
"Yea, you can dial out from your office, but when people call your office it'll ring to your mobile."
"No, thats not what I want. I want it so when people call me my cell phone rings, but if I want to call them I use my office phone."
"Yea, thats call forwarding I just explained that to you."
"No your talking about something else, this is different I had it with my old company."
"Where the base to your cordless phone?"
"The charger is in the bedroom."
"Where is the main base?"
"I dont use it, the phone is cordless."
"Yea thats great, the base has to be plugged in somewhere."
"No, not with this phone its cordless."
Needless to say people are fukking dumb, doing all types of stupid shyt. Having to go to peoples houses is probably one of the worst jobs one could have, I dont care if your delivering pizza's, installing cable or alarms, electrician, plumber...fukk it all people are just too fukking dumb.
From people leaving their 8 year old home alone to answer the door "My mom had to go to work, she said I could let you in though"
To people doing dumb shyt "I'll leave the door unlocked, just come in." "I'll put the key in the mailbox, just use that"
To having filty fukking houses, like actual hoarders. Having bongs and pipes laying around, coke (cocaine) on the table. Guns and ammo laying around.
I've seen it all.
she went & told the manager I was sexually harassing her daughter 
I didn't even notice that"
it was slow especially because it was in the summer but the tasks were not so hard....
i never noticed until now how retarded people are....
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yo my dude....not sure what its like at your job but do you also have to deal with showing them that on the next page there is a tiny red button that says "no cashback"?
