35 bowl games in 109 years? 
And you lost 18 of them.
Florida State's only been around for 62 years and played in 44 Bowls....and won 26.
What the fukk have you people been doing?
In 2012 you went 12-1.
You and the whole country thought that you were back.
Television stations were playing Rudy every week. 
All was right with the world. Until you faced Alabama and got smacked 42-14 
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A 4 loss season followed with a cornball Bowl Game win in the Pinstripe Bowl (WTF is this seersucker suit bullshyt?) against Rutgers.
Then a 5 loss season with a Bowl Game win in the Music City Bowl (I'm legit thinking that shyt is made up) against a god awful LSU team (LSU lost to fukkin Arkansas by shutout...sigh...)...and you still only beat LSU by 3.
Do you even want to get into the ass raping that Ohio State laid on you in the Fiesta Bowl? The spread was 6.5 and it's a miracle you didn't lose by 60. Zeke Elliot should be in prison for what he did to your defense. Four touchdowns. Was he even playing in the 4th quarter?
And in spite of all that...you've apparently managed to pay off half the AP voters because how you received a #10 overall national ranking this preseason is beyond comprehension.
Your 2016 schedule is:
Week 1: at Texas (Loss)
Week 2: vs Nevada (Win)
Week 3: vs Michigan State (Loss)
Week 4: vs Duke (Loss)
Week 5: Syracuse (Win)
Week 6: at NC State (Loss)
Week 7: vs Stanford (Loss)
Week 8: vs Miami (Win)
Week 9: vs Navy (Loss)
Week 10: at Army (Win)
Week 11: vs Virginia Tech (Loss)
Week 12: at USC (Loss)
You're guaranteed to lose 5 games, if you're lucky.
As overrated as I think Michigan is....they play in a tougher conference and have won some big games in recent memory.
You guys haven't won shyt since before the fukkin DVD was invented.
And you lost 18 of them.
Florida State's only been around for 62 years and played in 44 Bowls....and won 26.
What the fukk have you people been doing?
In 2012 you went 12-1.
You and the whole country thought that you were back.
Television stations were playing Rudy every week. All was right with the world. Until you faced Alabama and got smacked 42-14 .A 4 loss season followed with a cornball Bowl Game win in the Pinstripe Bowl (WTF is this seersucker suit bullshyt?) against Rutgers.
Then a 5 loss season with a Bowl Game win in the Music City Bowl (I'm legit thinking that shyt is made up) against a god awful LSU team (LSU lost to fukkin Arkansas by shutout...sigh...)...and you still only beat LSU by 3.
Do you even want to get into the ass raping that Ohio State laid on you in the Fiesta Bowl? The spread was 6.5 and it's a miracle you didn't lose by 60. Zeke Elliot should be in prison for what he did to your defense. Four touchdowns. Was he even playing in the 4th quarter?
And in spite of all that...you've apparently managed to pay off half the AP voters because how you received a #10 overall national ranking this preseason is beyond comprehension.
Your 2016 schedule is:
Week 1: at Texas (Loss)
Week 2: vs Nevada (Win)
Week 3: vs Michigan State (Loss)
Week 4: vs Duke (Loss)
Week 5: Syracuse (Win)
Week 6: at NC State (Loss)
Week 7: vs Stanford (Loss)
Week 8: vs Miami (Win)
Week 9: vs Navy (Loss)
Week 10: at Army (Win)
Week 11: vs Virginia Tech (Loss)
Week 12: at USC (Loss)
You're guaranteed to lose 5 games, if you're lucky.
As overrated as I think Michigan is....they play in a tougher conference and have won some big games in recent memory.
You guys haven't won shyt since before the fukkin DVD was invented.
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