ThaEruditious
She luv it over here like Gold Watch.
... but this past week at work has been interesting af to say the least; the buildup being a month in the making. So I posted in the POF thread awhile back about seeing my then-coworker on there. So I'm shooting my shot and she's somewhat receptive, that is until, I sent her some dikk pics (nh brehs), then she became REALLY receptive. Fatal mistake. As it turns out another co-worker was driving her home at the time and the bytch shows her (free advertising on my end although I didn't put two and two together until 2 nights ago). The other coworker asked her to send the pics to her phone, which this bytch obliges. Mind you, the chick I was talkin to asked if I'd show her pics to anyone if she sent some (fukking hypocrite). One day a few weeks ago I walk into the laundry room and the other coworker blurts out "_____, I bet you work out huh." I'm like wtf. Then she mouths off "P O F". I'm shocked as fukk cuz I'm private as hell and she's puttin me on the spot. At the time my profile pic was a shirtless shot, so I thought that's to what she was referring. Hell no... Keep in mind my boss was in the laundry room at that moment.
So over the course of a month I'd be getting some funny looks from some of the girls at the hotel, one in particular was staring at me hard as fukk so I'm thinking, damn, is it something on my face? A nikka was dumbfounded. Then there are times when I go into the laundry room and conversation either shuts off or comes to a whisper. My spidey senses are fukkin BLAZING at this point.
At the job there are two other brothas, I'm cool with em both. My PNC had hinted at some grumbling going on. But never explicitly said what.
In the midst of all this, the chick I was talking to quits, but we were still talking on the low. Eventually, this past Monday and Tuesday, in fact, I get the drawers. p*ssy tight as fukk, but she couldn't take dikk for shyt.
A few days later I'm back at work. My other homeboy is the maintenance man. He walks up and just sparks up convo. "Man all the supervisors are straight freaks. In the rooms talkin bout gettin fukked and nutted in..." Of course the shyt was funny to me. Then bruh was like "yea, they was tellin me you sent a dikk pic to Jessica." That's when it hit me, the aforementioned second chick had THOSE pics. Then bruh said she pissed him off because she asked did he wanna see too. So clearly I'm embarrassed. I call Jess awhile after I get home and asked did she send Liz (the other chick) those pics and she broke down and admits everything and said she didn't know that Liz was gonna be messy because she trusted her.
So I'm PISSED because I now know the severity of the situation. This bytch showed them pics to my boss!! I don't give a fukk who seen them cuz like I said, that's free advertising, but my ties to my boss comes from my dad and this situation can fukk up some potential business moves between her position and and his company. So Saturday I confront Liz about it and she lied (not knowing I'd gotten confirmation from the root of the issue) and got pissed and ran bytching to one of the other housekeepers. I go on about my business and it spread to two other chicks who were oblivious to the situation entirely (this big-mouthed bytch), so I'm walking down the hallway clearly vexed about something and two of the girls got quiet. One straight, the other gay and a complete waste of a sexy body (IMO, she's the baddest bytch in there). The straight chick then says "hey" in this hinting, albeit sexy, manner. I'm like what's up and walk off tending to my business. They burst out laughing. And my PNC's like bruh don't even trip off that. So I had to explain to him the reason why I was heated. He understood at that point, I also stressed that I really didn't give fukk how many of the girls saw em, I would've rather been clued in though. So awhile later I run into the lesbian chick and she's like "bruh, you gotta tell me what's goin on, so I broke it down to a science, she agreed but she was like naw nikka you should be walkin around like King Kong. Awhile later, the other chick, Keke, (the one that said hey) pulls me to the side and is like "_____, I'm mad at you, you ain't send me no picture." I didn't have her number.
At this point I give zero fukks since the damage had been done so I took her number and went outside to smoke and shot her 2 pics in the midst of that. Me and tha PNC walk back into the building and the dyke chick, loud as fukk, is saying all types of approving shyt (because obviously the first thing a chick does when she gets a dikk pic is immediately show her lesbian friend). Me and my homie was in there
(him moreso, at my expense). So Keke pulls me to the side again and says "you must like those good girls like Jessica." I replied that either type can get the D (My game is minimal brehs). The next day/yesterday, Keena (tha fine ass lesbian) goes to tha bathroom while my and tha homie were in the breakroom. So she come out and ask if we heard her pissing. Me and this nikka dumbfounded as fukk at this point. Then she was like "they say you know how good a girl p*ssy is by how it sounds when she pees" or someting to that effect. Me and breh in there like 
neither of us had ever heard this shyt ever in life. That shyt got my gears turning. I'm starting to think she wants the D, brehs...
So over the course of a month I'd be getting some funny looks from some of the girls at the hotel, one in particular was staring at me hard as fukk so I'm thinking, damn, is it something on my face? A nikka was dumbfounded. Then there are times when I go into the laundry room and conversation either shuts off or comes to a whisper. My spidey senses are fukkin BLAZING at this point.
At the job there are two other brothas, I'm cool with em both. My PNC had hinted at some grumbling going on. But never explicitly said what.
In the midst of all this, the chick I was talking to quits, but we were still talking on the low. Eventually, this past Monday and Tuesday, in fact, I get the drawers. p*ssy tight as fukk, but she couldn't take dikk for shyt.
A few days later I'm back at work. My other homeboy is the maintenance man. He walks up and just sparks up convo. "Man all the supervisors are straight freaks. In the rooms talkin bout gettin fukked and nutted in..." Of course the shyt was funny to me. Then bruh was like "yea, they was tellin me you sent a dikk pic to Jessica." That's when it hit me, the aforementioned second chick had THOSE pics. Then bruh said she pissed him off because she asked did he wanna see too. So clearly I'm embarrassed. I call Jess awhile after I get home and asked did she send Liz (the other chick) those pics and she broke down and admits everything and said she didn't know that Liz was gonna be messy because she trusted her.
So I'm PISSED because I now know the severity of the situation. This bytch showed them pics to my boss!! I don't give a fukk who seen them cuz like I said, that's free advertising, but my ties to my boss comes from my dad and this situation can fukk up some potential business moves between her position and and his company. So Saturday I confront Liz about it and she lied (not knowing I'd gotten confirmation from the root of the issue) and got pissed and ran bytching to one of the other housekeepers. I go on about my business and it spread to two other chicks who were oblivious to the situation entirely (this big-mouthed bytch), so I'm walking down the hallway clearly vexed about something and two of the girls got quiet. One straight, the other gay and a complete waste of a sexy body (IMO, she's the baddest bytch in there). The straight chick then says "hey" in this hinting, albeit sexy, manner. I'm like what's up and walk off tending to my business. They burst out laughing. And my PNC's like bruh don't even trip off that. So I had to explain to him the reason why I was heated. He understood at that point, I also stressed that I really didn't give fukk how many of the girls saw em, I would've rather been clued in though. So awhile later I run into the lesbian chick and she's like "bruh, you gotta tell me what's goin on, so I broke it down to a science, she agreed but she was like naw nikka you should be walkin around like King Kong. Awhile later, the other chick, Keke, (the one that said hey) pulls me to the side and is like "_____, I'm mad at you, you ain't send me no picture." I didn't have her number. At this point I give zero fukks since the damage had been done so I took her number and went outside to smoke and shot her 2 pics in the midst of that. Me and tha PNC walk back into the building and the dyke chick, loud as fukk, is saying all types of approving shyt (because obviously the first thing a chick does when she gets a dikk pic is immediately show her lesbian friend). Me and my homie was in there
(him moreso, at my expense). So Keke pulls me to the side again and says "you must like those good girls like Jessica." I replied that either type can get the D (My game is minimal brehs). The next day/yesterday, Keena (tha neither of us had ever heard this shyt ever in life. That shyt got my gears turning. I'm starting to think she wants the D, brehs...
i knew that shyt was coming.
at that Snapchat suggestion. I didn't even think about that.
thats what it was invented for playboy
