Non Physical signs that you and/or your friends are getting flabby & sick

[UserNameless]

*Emphatically using old slang thinking it's still in use
*Trying to stunt with "brand new " gear , music , etc. that was released a year or so ago
*No longer having the energy to hunt for exclusive shyt (Web or in brick and mortar stores )
*Talking about the "turn up" for the night/early morn but pass out at 1045pm after the second round of liq and /or smoke and wake up with a blanket over you and your door unlocked like "where everybody go?"
*Getting your kids dropped off unexpectedly by your baby moms on a big time Friday night
*Rather be at home than out and about
*Looking at the teens with multi colored hair and clothes that look like they just came from the salvation army but are super expensive like
*Constantly breaking promises to go out with associates
*Your "turn up" is now business networking after hours
*Looking at someone of the opposite sex who everyone is drooling over like "that ain't nothing but problems . Leave that shyt alone ."
*Can only tolerate most new rap/r&b when fukked up off some mood altering substance .
*Reminiscing about the "old days"
*Talk more about Netflix and limited release series /movies and TMZ shyt than real shyt.
*Go hard about the concept of BLM but when someone asks you to go to a protest you like "I gotta get up in the morning for work plus I can't get arrested and miss time from work I got bills!"

*You only talk and act reckless at the crib during informal gatherings with your people to still feel like you bout that life but when you muster up enough energy to go out you're on your best behavior .
*When she yells at you to the back of the crib , "Hey bae! " ... and you reply like "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? !"


...you might be non physically flabby and sick ....

Just some shyt I've noticed ...







... feel free to add on.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

When every time you hang out they talk about the past instead of the present or future

 

[UserNameless]

When every time you hang out they talk about the past instead of the present or future

Preach .

 

[1 other person]

"It was good catching up. We should do this again sometime"

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

You start to forget small random details about recent shyt.

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

-When yall goto a kickback and see people younger than you and wonder to yourselves if that's how yall acted at that age

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[Pdiddy]

Posting about it is a key sign

 

[little4209]

When you mainly listen to NPR, public broadcasting channels and informative podcasts....

 

[AntLive1981]

fukk you nikkas!

 

[levitate]

When y'all catch an NBA game and realize that you're closer in age to the coach than the players..

 

[UserNameless]

"It was good catching up. We should do this again sometime"

^This shyt right here ...

Posting about it is a key sign

I said it was just shyt I've noticed ... not necessarily me . Never claim F&S pleighboi

 

[letti cook]

When every time you hang out they talk about the past instead of the present or future

just dealt with 3 days of this shyt

 

[UserNameless]

*When you treat work like home and home like work , you might be flabby and sick (non physically ).

 

[The Mad Titan]

I forgot what i was going to say.

 

[Malik1time]

When y'all catch an NBA game and realize that you're closer in age to the coach than the players..

you ain't lying