Nikkas ain't sh*t :fancry:

[Ooh Marty]

So I'm heading home from work, minin my bidness with headphones on bumpin some flume when a little white kid in front of me get my attention and point to the street.

I'm lookin wit the like "who is hunkin the horn at me instead of pullin ova n coming to me?"

As I turn my head, I see this Rappin 4 Tay lookin nikka in a old ass chevy cavalier smilin back at me motioning for me to walk towards his car

Me: "Who are u? "

Him: "I'm yo future miss juicy baby now brang yo lil big ass ova here before a pimp change his mind "

Me: " nah I'm good...I'm taken" and keep walking towards my crib.

Him: " Nothin worse than a stuck up fat bytch! See I was gone take yo big ass to coldstone n buy u a couple of milkshakes but fukk u bytch!! Hope u pass out in the sun before u make it to da crib PRECIOUS! "

Me:

 

[IronFist]

Crazy. where was this?

 

[Nymeria]

Wow.

 

[AAKing23]

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[Gunshi]

this was actually funny... fat bytch!

 

[L&HH]

Spoiler

waits for the inevitable spin thread

 

[Brandon M.]

why do boys insist on faking being women on the internet? i will never understand that.

 

[Blankthawtz]

BUT CAN I GET A HOT TUB MA?

 

[dappadonna]

Rappin 4 Tay

 

[Token]

Him: " Nothin worse than a stuck up fat bytch! See I was gone take yo big ass to coldstone n buy u a couple of milkshakes but fukk u bytch!! Hope u pass out in the sun before u make it to da crib PRECIOUS! "

Me:

YOOOOOOO!!!!! I'm in tears. You just made my day with this line.

 

[raw613]

so he was askin, would you be with me, you should have said dont trip struggle mackin could get him kicked out the playaz club, but is he sucka free?

 

[Emperor Sol]

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

u mad

 

[MikelArteta]

dude was willing to ruin his alignment and suspension for you and you decline?