Brehs and Brehettes, I damn near fell off my couch when I seen this shyt -
Does @Napoleon strike you as the type of dude that would be capable of landing a woman and keeping her around in a committed relationship without transactions taking place? I can't say I know him, but from his posts alone he just exudes a certain level of female repellent, like this dude would probably get into an argument with a bytch if she said "God bless you" after he sneezed. He got that aspergers swag going and it's pretty easy to see it in action when he's 1 track minding a topic. With that in mind, I gotta ask which is more likely to have happened?
Boshongo creation myth -
Or
Napoleon having a woman in his bed?
I don't know about yall but I'm inclined to believe that the great Bumba did in fact have a tummy ache and vomited up the sun, moon and stars, the only part that gives me pause is about Bumba being white
but still it just seems more likely to me than @Napoleon being capable of spitting game to a female. I know Bumba spitting up the sun defies all known laws of physics, but @Napoleon getting at broads and bagging them seems to be a lot more improbable than a sentient being spitting up the sun 
I think we should try to establish the point at which the Religious miracles/myths get way too
and 
that Napoleon having a woman seems to be more possible.
I'm posting from my bed and my girl is asleep next to me tho
And no, I'm not giving any pics.
Does @Napoleon strike you as the type of dude that would be capable of landing a woman and keeping her around in a committed relationship without transactions taking place? I can't say I know him, but from his posts alone he just exudes a certain level of female repellent, like this dude would probably get into an argument with a bytch if she said "God bless you" after he sneezed. He got that aspergers swag going and it's pretty easy to see it in action when he's 1 track minding a topic. With that in mind, I gotta ask which is more likely to have happened?
Boshongo creation myth -
Or
Napoleon having a woman in his bed?
I don't know about yall but I'm inclined to believe that the great Bumba did in fact have a tummy ache and vomited up the sun, moon and stars, the only part that gives me pause is about Bumba being white
but still it just seems more likely to me than @Napoleon being capable of spitting game to a female. I know Bumba spitting up the sun defies all known laws of physics, but @Napoleon getting at broads and bagging them seems to be a lot more improbable than a sentient being spitting up the sun I think we should try to establish the point at which the Religious miracles/myths get way too
and that Napoleon having a woman seems to be more possible.
I'd pray for this nikka but he might get offended
