it's comedy...
or is it
"ive been with my husband for five years..and for five years i've packed his lunch every single working day...i don't feed him out of the kindness of my heart..i feed him as an INVESTMENT in MY FINANCIAL FUTURE..cause i want him DEPENDENT ON ME...he is a HARVARD GRADUATE so i don't wanna work outside the home anymore"
or is it
"ive been with my husband for five years..and for five years i've packed his lunch every single working day...i don't feed him out of the kindness of my heart..i feed him as an INVESTMENT in MY FINANCIAL FUTURE..cause i want him DEPENDENT ON ME...he is a HARVARD GRADUATE so i don't wanna work outside the home anymore"