This goes out to all the Coli Parents, Aunties & Uncles (Grandparents?), I know y'all can relate.
I watch my nephew when I can. I'm chilling on the laptopper as he's howling at the top of his lungs. That incessant, nothing can make me chill howling.
So I do a check:
Diaper: Clean
Comfortable & Clean Clothes: Good
So it's gotta be food. I hook him up with a nice bottle of milk that would make Tom and Jerry proud.
So he's chillin out, maxin, relaxin, all cool like this
after crushing that bottle.
Then I feel it. A gotdamn rumbling from down under and him straining.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
Me: WTF? It can't be.
Nephew: *LAUGHTER*
Me: Nope. Hell no. *SNIFFS*
Nephew:
Me:
I never knew that humans could produce that. I guess I knew but seeing is believing. All down his leg, through his pants, shirt and undershirt. Hit his damn Converse. He trashed that diaper and my hands in the process. 5 big ass wet wipes.I was stunned and couldn't believe it. I was just happy that he didn't start
into the diaper before I could move it while I was changing him.
To top it off, he's
from poop to changing into clean clothes.
Now to get to how he paid me back.
When I was a baby, my uncle changed me once and I peed all over him or so the story goes. I always found the notion of that happening to be particularly funny. That was until today. I gotta call him to thank him.
the the Parents, Aunties, Uncles and Grand parents because that was something else.
If you have a story, add on.
I watch my nephew when I can. I'm chilling on the laptopper as he's howling at the top of his lungs. That incessant, nothing can make me chill howling.
So I do a check:
Diaper: Clean
![iw5z1v5nTqfdX.png](http://i.minus.com/iw5z1v5nTqfdX.png)
Comfortable & Clean Clothes: Good
![iw5z1v5nTqfdX.png](http://i.minus.com/iw5z1v5nTqfdX.png)
So it's gotta be food. I hook him up with a nice bottle of milk that would make Tom and Jerry proud.
![i84SswVHolbBW.gif](http://i.minus.com/i84SswVHolbBW.gif)
So he's chillin out, maxin, relaxin, all cool like this
![Freshprincelogo.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/Freshprincelogo.jpg)
Then I feel it. A gotdamn rumbling from down under and him straining.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
Me: WTF? It can't be.
Nephew: *LAUGHTER*
![imvGHyFGlO5Rx.gif](http://i.minus.com/imvGHyFGlO5Rx.gif)
Me: Nope. Hell no. *SNIFFS*
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Nephew:
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Me:
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I never knew that humans could produce that. I guess I knew but seeing is believing. All down his leg, through his pants, shirt and undershirt. Hit his damn Converse. He trashed that diaper and my hands in the process. 5 big ass wet wipes.I was stunned and couldn't believe it. I was just happy that he didn't start
![36772-Chun-LI-gif-Y9sP.gif](http://img.pandawhale.com/36772-Chun-LI-gif-Y9sP.gif)
into the diaper before I could move it while I was changing him.
To top it off, he's
![2442057-1627833308-mj-la.gif](http://static.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1503/15037917/2442057-1627833308-mj-la.gif)
from poop to changing into clean clothes.
Now to get to how he paid me back.
When I was a baby, my uncle changed me once and I peed all over him or so the story goes. I always found the notion of that happening to be particularly funny. That was until today. I gotta call him to thank him.
![salute.gif](http://static.squarespace.com/static/506e0a88e4b04973cff5d846/t/5149d2a6e4b0905e2add2264/1363792555690/salute.gif)
If you have a story, add on.