Illuminatos
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I don't really give a fukk to be honest. If I see a person walk out and the alarm goes off I just ignore it, cause I ain't with all that extra commotion and shyt but the shyt is funny as fukk to me.
Two nikkas came in stole a fukking can of beer and some chips the other day.
Today some fine big booty girl about my age got caught stealing, her friend actually dipped on her, and when she got caught she was shaking like crazy.
Told my supervisor she's thick as fukk so just let her go.
This dumb white lady got caught stealing ice cream, security was actually chasing her around the store and she started she started screaming and causing a scene.
Cops got called and her dumbass got arrested like an idiot. To this day she's the only dumbass to get caught AND arrested. Everyone else gets let go. 
But the dumbest ones are the nikkas that come into the store and try to finesse those visa gift cards at the self checkout.
I don't know how the fukk they do it but everyday nikkas will come in the store pick up some random item as a distraction and then 10-15 visa gift cards and will be at the self checkout for like 15 minutes as if it's not obvious what they're trying to do.
Today nikkas stole about $6,000 dollars worth of gift cards and last Monday they took $4,000.
This chick I work with actually said she told one dude he couldn't take the gift cards and then he went and filed a complaint on her.
I swear I love working at the front with the registers so much fukkery happens.
Two nikkas came in stole a fukking can of beer and some chips the other day.
Today some fine big booty girl about my age got caught stealing, her friend actually dipped on her, and when she got caught she was shaking like crazy.
Told my supervisor she's thick as fukk so just let her go.
This dumb white lady got caught stealing ice cream, security was actually chasing her around the store and she started she started screaming and causing a scene.
Cops got called and her dumbass got arrested like an idiot.
To this day she's the only dumbass to get caught AND arrested. Everyone else gets let go. But the dumbest ones are the nikkas that come into the store and try to finesse those visa gift cards at the self checkout.
I don't know how the fukk they do it but everyday nikkas will come in the store pick up some random item as a distraction and then 10-15 visa gift cards and will be at the self checkout for like 15 minutes as if it's not obvious what they're trying to do.
Today nikkas stole about $6,000 dollars worth of gift cards and last Monday they took $4,000.
This chick I work with actually said she told one dude he couldn't take the gift cards and then he went and filed a complaint on her.
I swear I love working at the front with the registers so much fukkery happens.
what do i do with them at the self checkout? just put them in my pocket and walk out?
