Preaching has to be the cushiest job on the planet. You DON'T need any particular education or certs, all the money you get is tax free, you have a building full of single and lonely women just ripe for the picking, and the power... my god, the POWER 
it's like you have your own little kingdom-- and it really doesn't matter what the fukk you say so long as it scream it loud enough and make the crowd feel it. Nobody is even able to question, they're there to listen. somebody on my fb shared this TD Jakes video earlier... nikka was saying some retarded ass shyt about people being giraffes and turtles 
but people in the crowd were going ham and even in the comments, people were losing their shyt. On some, "Bishop, you're speaking directly to me, I don't want to be a turtle anymore 
" It's so much potential power man 
I'd wanna come with all kinda bullshyt just for the kicks lol like,
"The CAT might 'meow' but when the DOG barking he is being FAITHFUL AND OBEDIENT to his master!
The CAT isn't given a cathouse just as the sinner isn't given eternal life but the dog..."
*Crowd starts turning up*
"Alright now! 
"
"The DOG will earn a DOGHOUSE just as YOU will earn your place is HEAVEN!!!"
The only downside is you have to listen to people's bullshyt but that's pretty minor in the grand scheme. After time you probably get used to it. I know the majority, if not all of these major preachers are milking the game, so why not join the hustle?
it's like you have your own little kingdom-- and it really doesn't matter what the fukk you say so long as it scream it loud enough and make the crowd feel it. Nobody is even able to question, they're there to listen. somebody on my fb shared this TD Jakes video earlier... nikka was saying some retarded ass shyt about people being giraffes and turtles but people in the crowd were going ham and even in the comments, people were losing their shyt. On some, "Bishop, you're speaking directly to me, I don't want to be a turtle anymore " It's so much potential power man I'd wanna come with all kinda bullshyt just for the kicks lol like,"The CAT might 'meow' but when the DOG barking he is being FAITHFUL AND OBEDIENT to his master!
The CAT isn't given a cathouse just as the sinner isn't given eternal life but the dog..." *Crowd starts turning up*
"Alright now! " "The DOG will earn a DOGHOUSE just as YOU will earn your place is HEAVEN!!!
" The only downside is you have to listen to people's bullshyt but that's pretty minor in the grand scheme. After time you probably get used to it. I know the majority, if not all of these major preachers are milking the game, so why not join the hustle?
next week, I'd scream on their ass, guilt trip em, and blame it all on the spirit 
It's the perfect crime. 
