Lies men tell that nobody should believe

[Ohene]

"I'll only stick the tip in"
"I dont masterbate"

 

[Perpetual Beast]

"I'll never and haven't cheated on you"

"I love you"

 

[How Sway?]

"i make well over 6 figures"

 

[How Sway?]

"I could've made the league but........"

 

[Ohene]

"I could've made the league but........"

lol

 

[Ohene]

"I bench [Insert number over 225]"

 

[lotteryplaya]

-(insert any celebrity) is my cousin
- I would have gone pro in (insert any sport)if it wasnt for politics or an injury
- I could pull (insert any famous woman) if we ever get in the same room
-I cant be this bad at picking numbers the lottery must be fixed

 

[Screwface Exchange]

" I don't even know her, I've never seen her b4 in my life"

"that's jus a random txt, see I didn't even reply back."

 

[Groanman]

No, your p*ssy don't stink, baby.

 

[Athenna]

« You're not like the other girls. »

 

[marcuz]

No, your p*ssy don't stink, baby.

 

[How Sway?]

"Girl I'm ready to settle down"

 

[marcuz]

"these pics/video are only for my personal collection"

 

[KinksandCoils]

"Let me just stick the tip in, I ain't really tryna do nothing I just wanna feel you"

" I ain't got it" ( referring to money)

"She not even cute, I don't want her"

"I'm out with the boys"

"Imma pull out"

"Imma take care of my kids and do what I got to do to be a man"

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Yea we can talk to other people, trust me I won't feel some type of way about it.