So my homegirl took me to dinner last night and we're chilling at this cuban restaurant when she's like "i think im gonna have to sleep over because those mojitos got me mad tipsy ;-) ". I was like cool. About 30 minutes later i got a call (am oncall for work this week) so i stepped out to talk. Then i came back and told her well I'd love to have you over tonight but i just got a call and i actually have to go home in the next hour and do some work. She was like "okay"
As the night went on an im about to leave she's like "I have to ask you a question and please be honest. ARE YOU MARRIED?" I laughed and was like why woudd you tink that? She's like "We've known eachother for 2 years now and while we're not "dating", we've .. done things... but you've never allowed me to come over to your place. ANd the few times you have slept over at my place you're always in a hurry to leave in the morning.
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I laughed at the whole thing and afterwards i took her to my place and we just chatted while i worked. Every now and then i'd mess with her and be like "okay my wife is on her way.. you gotta leave"
. She later explained how she once was dating a man for a few months that turned out to be married. She found out when she ran into him at the airport going on vacation with his wife. Turns out some of the thing i do (or dont do) are signs of married man creeping 
So ladies, tell us about the dude you fukked or thought you thought was the one that turned out to be cheating husbands
As the night went on an im about to leave she's like "I have to ask you a question and please be honest. ARE YOU MARRIED?" I laughed and was like why woudd you tink that? She's like "We've known eachother for 2 years now and while we're not "dating", we've .. done things... but you've never allowed me to come over to your place. ANd the few times you have slept over at my place you're always in a hurry to leave in the morning.
"I laughed at the whole thing and afterwards i took her to my place and we just chatted while i worked. Every now and then i'd mess with her and be like "okay my wife is on her way.. you gotta leave"
. She later explained how she once was dating a man for a few months that turned out to be married. She found out when she ran into him at the airport going on vacation with his wife. Turns out some of the thing i do (or dont do) are signs of married man creeping So ladies, tell us about the dude you fukked or thought you thought was the one that turned out to be cheating husbands
People are shady.