Paul-Heyman
The Voice Of The Voice Of The Voiceless
Paul Heyman. I am the very best friend of your reigning and defending TSC World Heavyweight Champion for the past three hundred and seventeen days, @CM Punk. I am also a member of the real Straight Edge Society here in The Coli with such high standing and high morale members that include @Bishop KG Dinero, @krackdagawd, @TrueEpic08, @We Ready, @TrueEpic08, @StarClout and @TheGreatShowtime. And I am the advocate for the TSC beast incarnate himself, The Conqueror @Brock Lesnar.
I am addressing the TSC Universe tonight because my esteemed colleague @StarClout pointed out something that is truly an injustice. And I quote.......
What do I make of @CM Punk's demands not being met? I'll tell you what I make of it.
I think it's a travesty that @Brooklynzson stuck his tail between his legs and dodged that epic encounter with @CM Punk for TSCMania 2014. I think it's a travesty that @cook enjoys disrespecting TSC by making TSC put over the film room and any other project he wants to get off the ground, such as this very forum of The Coli. @CM Punk would throw money at the both of them just to get TSC to the forefront of this site just for the TSC Universe. Because he cares, or rather he did. Heh.
You know, for all the talk of being disrespected by both of these gentlemen. For all the talk about invasions and seperations, do you know what @CM Punk and myself have seen from you all, the TSC Universe? Nothing.
@cook and @Brooklynzson are right to treat you like the bottom feeding leeches than you all are. You're like $20 hookers for these pimps and keep coming back for more abuse like the sheep that you all are. Does this offend you?
What's that? Bah? Baaaaaahhhhhh?
You do not deserve @CM Punk's generosity to uplift TSC and your lives. And you all will not recieve it. You all will continue to be sheep and mindless drones and enjoying take it from the schlong of the coli until the end of the internet. There will be no invasion because you all are spineless. Enjoy being the bytch of the film room.
@CM Punk is still your TSC World Heavyweight Champion.
The Straight Edge Society are still your rulers.
and most importantly,
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!
I'm drunk but know that it ain't Monday 
