Yoga Hosers thread

[StraxStrax]

Kevin Smith has cast off ideas of retirement and is instead driving forward with the development and creation of small-budget films based on original ideas that spring out of podcasts and his own fevered brain. The next one is the horror story Tusk, which premieres next month at the Toronto Film Festival. At Comic Con, Smith revealed that Tusk is the first film in what he hopes will be a set of Canada-based stories called “The True North Trilogy.”

The second film in the set will be Yoga Hosers, a story about two high school girls who battle evil. The film is described as an “action/adventure movie” that Smith says will effectively be his own comic book movie. Johnny Depp is now set for the film, and the leads will be played by his daughter Lily-Rose Depp, and Smith’s daughter Harley Quinn Smith.

THR reports the cast, and confirms that all the major players from Tusk will be on board, too: Michael Parks, Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez, Ralph Garman, Jennifer Schwalbach and Harley Morenstein. Also set for Yoga Hosers are Tony Hale, Natasha Lyonne, Austin Butler, Adam Brody, Tyler Posey and Jason Mewes. (Depp is also rumored to have a small role in Tusk, though that is not confirmed at this point.)

Smith told the site, “People always ask me ‘Are you ever going to make a comic book movie?’ This is it – but instead of yet another dude saving the day, our antiheroes are the most feared and formidable creatures man has ever encountered: two fifteen year old girls.

http://www.slashfilm.com/yoga-hosers-cast/

 

[StraxStrax]

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Johnny depp is trash...
Used to be that dude.

 

[prophecypro]

Even though he's kind of a parody shell of himself, I always keep an eye out for Kevin Smith stuff be it movie or podcasts or whatever.

 

[StraxStrax]

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

Looks beyond awful

 

[ciubaca]

Depp hasn't made a good movie since 2003 (except black mass)

 

[Batter Up]

Depp and Smith probably got together to brainstorm ways to jump start their daughters film careers and this was the result.


Further proof that anyone going to see a Kevin Smith movie in 2016 deserves to have their money wasted.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Kev making full movies out of inside podcast jokes now

As much as I like his work - This got mauled by critics at Sundance

His episode of The Flash was fire though

 

[Conz]

i actually saw Tusk with his crew. he introduced the movie, and when it ended, you could tell how uncomfortable everyone was... i can't imagine how the theater will be after this one

 

[Box Cutta]

i actually saw Tusk with his crew. he introduced the movie, and when it ended, you could tell how uncomfortable everyone was... i can't imagine how the theater will be after this one

Oh boy...Tusk was the worst piece of shyt I've ever seen.

And this manages to look even worse than that.

WHY does this dude think he can make genre movies now?

 

[BXKingPin82]

c'mon man


this movie shyt gettin weak as hell

never woulda thought itd be the comic book fliks to keep me in this movie life
and i love the comics but cmon

that Inferno shyt looks dope tho with Tom Hanks

 

[ciubaca]

c'mon man


this movie shyt gettin weak as hell

never woulda thought itd be the comic book fliks to keep me in this movie life
and i love the comics but cmon

that Inferno shyt looks dope tho with Tom Hanks

Movies are getting weaker every year. Sausage party


always wanted to see angels and demons. Everybody tells me it's trash

 

[Conz]

Oh boy...Tusk was the worst piece of shyt I've ever seen.

And this manages to look even worse than that.

WHY does this dude think he can make genre movies now?

Zach and Miri was the worst thing that ever happened to him. He met Rogen, started smoking copious amounts of weed and then just got into a "fukk them, I'ma do me" mindset and started a podcast "empire." I'm still a fan though.

 

[StraxStrax]

I just found out the DP for Yoga Hosers is nominated for an Oscar for best cinematography. Dude shot Moonlight.