Is Luigi the biggest loser in video game history???

[Heelish]

1) Mario's ass is faster than him

2) Has starred in a grand total of TWO games, with both games revolving around him trying to find Mario

3) Supporting characters like Yoshi, DK, & Wario have starred in more games than him

4) He shares that girl

Daisy was rescued by Mario from the clutches of Tatanga in Super Mario Land, and she rewarded him with a kiss upon her rescue. Mario has never explicitly expressed an interest in her, nor has Daisy to him. In Mario Party 5, Mario and Daisy are given the team name "Nice Couple" when paired together, while they do not share player chemistry at all in Mario Superstar Baseball and in Mario Super Sluggers. Regardless, Daisy and Mario have been officially stated to be good friends on numerous occasions.

5) Nowhere to be found in Mario 64, the most popular N64 game of all time

6) He was ethered in SSB Brawl, it was... just... vulgar

Snake: That guy with the mustache...
Colonel: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?
Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!
Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.
Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!
Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!
Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!
Colonel: La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.
Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! COLONEL!!!!!!!!!

His hat already says it all, Luigi is one big

add on

 

[MidniteJay]

"Player two ass nikka"

 

[jwinfield]

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"Player two ass nikka"

I was coming here to post this

 

[Pool_Shark]

How about in Luigis Mansion one of the only two games he stars in he plays a little scared punk ass bytch. Most main characters are bad ass, look at Mario dudes cheesing all throughout all his games but Luigi is shytting his pants for most of the game.

Mustache is wack, how does Warios farting ass have more swag than you

 

[Heelish]

Mario is literally the only thing they got right in the movie

How about in Luigis Mansion one of the only two games he stars in he plays a little scared punk ass bytch. Most main characters are bad ass, look at Mario dudes cheesing all throughout all his games but Luigi is shytting his pants for most of the game.

Mustache is wack, how does Warios farting ass have more swag than you

Luigi is terry cloth... his other game is an educational game

Wario's games on the GameBoy is right behind the Super Mario & DK Country series

 

[King Crimson]

Can't find a single lie in this thread.
@ the Colonel shytting on him.
Vicious ether.

 

[Non Sequitur]

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"Player two ass nikka"

 

[duck]

Luigi owns his own mansion

losers dont acheive that kinda shyt

 

[NSSVO]

Luigi owns his own mansion

losers dont acheive that kinda shyt

 

[RajWatts]

hell naw, mario is wild mango. luigis smashin peach on the side while simpin azz mario runs around collectin stars.

why you think luigi always runnin off in the middle of mario galaxy on some 'catch u later dawg, call me when u need me' shyt

they probably off at the mansion laughin how mario thinks she got 'kidnapped' again

 

[NSSVO]

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"Player two ass nikka"

 

[Mantle Drunk]

How can he take L's when all he do is win when I use him in Mario Kart. Luigi the GOAT see how that dude jump in Super Mario Bros 2

 

[MidniteJay]

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Didn't know he did another one.

 

[Heelish]

Luigi owns his own mansion

The game takes place in a haunted mansion when Luigi wins a contest that he never entered. He told his brother to meet him there to celebrate his victory.

Luigi's like that Bad Luck Brian meme. How do you win a free mansion & it's haunted? He has worse luck than Eugene from Hey Arnold

How can he take L's when all he do is win when I use him in Mario Kart. Luigi the GOAT see how that dude jump in Super Mario Bros 2

You misspelled Yoshi right there

Weegee & Peach in SMB2 But every loser has to win at least once, right?

 

[Grifter]

WCW/NWO Revenge is the most popular N64 game.