I'm thinking of making a swirl dating website... ZebraLyfe.com

[Busted_Toes]

This is easy money. I've studied Black feminism to a science. Septum ring, Natural Hair, Tumblr Accounts, Herbal Tea, Shoulder Muscles etc ... I know everything, everything. I could make the perfect platform to monetize these piccolo built bytches.

domain: ZebraLyfe.com
gimmick: Zebras.
slogan: You'll get the baby with the hair you always wanted.
meta keywords: mixed race baby, bell hooks, any white male, blacklivesmatter

I might as well start my visualizing and affirmations now. Me and Oprah talking about it . I could go to college campuses and hand out toy Zebras, dat marketing Have Scandal viewings and get every Musiq Soulchild built bytch to sign up.

I'm going to be rich

 

[Unknown Poster]

dear lord I got people looking at me crazy for laughing so hard at this...

 

[Flavia]

Free shea butter

 

[Yehuda]

I could make the perfect platform to monetize these piccolo built bytches.

 

[Lazy Migrant]

Sign in with Tumblr

 

[KOOL-AID]

Lmao aye y'all nikkas mad funny, dapd

 

[MoonGoddess]

Shoulder muscles? That's a new one.

 

[marcuz]

i wanna profit off bedwench culture too

 

[At30wecashout]

Shae butter samples.

"If you wanna rub elbows with Randy, keep your Shae butter handy."

Lemme get some equity in your shyt, breh.

 

[semtex]

Sign in with Tumblr

Slick

Wench mob is strong on tumblr

 

[Collateral]

Hey I can't knock your vision. Now make it happen

 

[KingDanz]

"Tell a friend: Free Shea Butter"

 

[puppetmaster]

I hate this place sometimes. How do you explain laughing at this the way I just did

 

[Busted_Toes]

How would i get White men to sign up though?

 

[LuckyLibra619]

Go do your thing breh
I bet you if you made this site we wouldn't hear shyt about "self-hate" or "hating your own mother"