If you're a WWE jobber, does your son still respect you?

[I SEEN THAT LIGHT]

How would you react if you had this exchange with him?

You: Did you clean up your room like I told you to?

Son: Shut up, dad! You can't tell me what to do!

You: I'm finna beat your ass.

Son: No, you're not! You couldn't even beat Sheamus' ass! He Brogue Kicked you in two seconds, and Rusev made you tap out!

You: Go to your room!

Son: I wish John Cena was my dad! At least he could beat Rusev!

You:

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

lmao i could picture the kids gettin all excited.

mom :"come on kids dad is gonna be on tv! hurry up!"

kids:"oh boy!







kids: "you lost to santino dad? really?"

 

[Pesci]

"I'm not a jobber, son. I'm enhancement talent."

 

[Capitol]

Man if you're a jobber your kid is getting roasted at school

Son: Did you guys see my dad on tv yesterday
Kid: yea I saw rusev make him tap out like a bytch
Son: But what about last week
Kid #2: Didnt Big Show put him through a table last week
Son: Aight aight. But he still on tv tho
Kid: Your dad's a bum. Give me your lunch money before I have rusev embarrass your pops again

 

[GoldTeef]

I imagine it must hurt a wee bit to be a jobber and you already know that you are not your kid's favorite wrestler.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

kids today have it easy, at least their pops get some offense in.

but them kids from the 80's and 90's.

"come on pops you couldn't get in one hit?"
"the way million dollar man shoved that money into your mouth though"
"i ain't never seen a man knocked out for that long."
"mom how did you marry this bum."

 

[Colbert.]

I feel for axels wife and children......he don't even get a tv entrance he's just waiting on the ass whooping after commercial break

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Me: "YOU LIKE HAVING LIGHTS, FOOD AND CLOTHES, YOU LIL MUTHAfukkA? Go and clean up your room, before I book you in a 'Loser Gets The fukk Out Of My House' Match, and I'm gonna get my win back from you since you fukked up your mom's box with your big ass head. Yeah. You about to lose to the guy who jobbed out to The Bunny. And in your happiest moments, I want you to remember it. When you're getting your first piece of p*ssy. When you're graduating from college. As your bride is walking down the aisle. When you hold your first born child for the first time, Remember that *Whispers* I. beat. you."

Kid:

Wife:

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

"yo you guys come quick my pops is gonna be on tv!"


friends:


"looks like he's facin yokozuna"


"nah, nobody gonna beat pops. get him dad!

friends:






son:

 

[Colbert.]

"yo you guys come quick my pops is gonna be on tv!"


friends:


"looks like he's facin yokozuna"


"nah, nobody gonna beat pops. get him dad!

friends:






son:

I legit howled in the sky my wife is looking at me like I'm a idiot totally worth it

 

[Lord Scion]

Imagine if it's 2000 and your dad lost to Scotty 2 Hotty and the Worm and all your friends watching

 

[DaylitoJames]

Now when you say jobber you mean "Zack Ryder" jobber who occassionally gets moments like being in the Royal Rumble.... or jobber like dem bums The Ascension were fighting during their debut weeks when JBL were calling dem sorry sumbtches?

 

[Capitol]

Yo yall remember when they had Sid out there putting all those jobbers on stretchers every week. Or having to job out to Rikishi and explain to your son how another man suffocated you with his ass. How do you get respect from your son after that.

 

[mrken12]

Now when you say jobber you mean "Zack Ryder" jobber who occassionally gets moments like being in the Royal Rumble.... or jobber like dem bums The Ascension were fighting during their debut weeks when JBL were calling dem sorry sumbtches?

The second option. It was even worse when they would use the same jobbers during the early years of Raw.