I love the winter, but I don't love having an ashy or chapped penis.

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Winter is by far my favorite season, but if there's one thing that I hate about it, it's the fact that I'm more likely to get ashy during this season.
Now, having ashy arms or hands is easily treatable. All you have to do is pull out the lotion, treat the affected areas, and that is that. Or if your lips get chapped, you can speak less, talk less, and not watch funny things on television.
But what about the ashy penis ... :weirdo:. I like to take hot showers and sometimes, the amount of moisturizing that I think I need winds up being lacking. So when I feel the ashiness, it's like :merchant: because by that point, it's almost too far gone.
Having to keep distance from women, because I can feel the skin cracking as it expands. :no: And if that happens, I can only imagine what would happen if one were to use it to masturbate or have sex. THat split would go all the way down. That's not a scab I'm interested in having. :weirdo:
 

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What type of lotion are you using? Honestly I'd stay away from lotions because most of them suck and aren't effective. Plus I try to live by the rule, If I can't eat it, then I don't put it on my body.

Try olive oil which is pretty heavy and moisturizes well but the smell can be eh. If you live near a bulk natural store cop some raw shea or cocoa butter. Both are solid at room temperature but you can put it in a dish and heat it up in the microwave for a few seconds to soften so it can spread easier on your body. Both don't smell like anything.
 

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sink that pee pee in some wet wet before u head out to brave them winter winds. Its a cold world out there brehs, gotta make sure capt sparky is well hydrated :blessed::blessed:
 

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coconut oil and saran wrap, it's the only way. keeps my piece looking brand new :myman:
 

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put A and D ointment all over.

they use it for babies and their chapped asses. :yeshrug:
 

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sink that pee pee in some wet wet before u head out to brave them winter winds. Its a cold world out there brehs, gotta make sure capt sparky is well hydrated :blessed::blessed:


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Sounds counterintuitive. Especially since shower would come afterwards.
 

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sink that pee pee in some wet wet before u head out to brave them winter winds. Its a cold world out there brehs, gotta make sure capt sparky is well hydrated :blessed::blessed:

You sound like a complete idiot.
 
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