When I was a kid I chipped my front tooth rollerblading on some cac shyt
I had just finished watching Brink on Disney and thought the shyt was fly. I threw on some rollerblades, set up some buckets and planks on the driveway, time to get my xgames on
The buckets are about knee high so I'm jumping over them with ease. Hitting 180's and shyt. Simple faq shyt. So I start feeling myself and decide it's time i try to get a little higher
I stack up the buckets and got them at about my waist. My hearts pounding but I can do this right? They did it on Brink, I can do this shyt too
I back up for a little speed, shoot straight for the buckets and I jump up.
Time seriously slowed down.
I can see EVERYTHING happening. I'm in the air and I look below me and my wheels are actually above the buckets, I'm not touching any bucket I am over this shyt. It felt out of body or some shyt. I barely get over and land so smooth but the problem was that I was going fast. Too fast. Before I can comprehend what's ahead of me, I look up and smack my dad's truck face first I hit his fukking door with all teeth. I was laid out like Jesus. My little brother was in the living room and heard the ruckus and runs out. I get up fast as fukk tryna play that shyt off and act like nothing happen but my brother has a worried look on his face. I ask him, "is it bad?" And he just nods.
I look like fukking Nas
I had to live with a chipped tooth for three fukking years before my parents finally got it fixed. You know what it's like to have a fukking chipped tooth??
People think you're dirty
I had just finished watching Brink on Disney and thought the shyt was fly. I threw on some rollerblades, set up some buckets and planks on the driveway, time to get my xgames on
The buckets are about knee high so I'm jumping over them with ease. Hitting 180's and shyt. Simple faq shyt. So I start feeling myself and decide it's time i try to get a little higher
I stack up the buckets and got them at about my waist. My hearts pounding but I can do this right? They did it on Brink, I can do this shyt too
I back up for a little speed, shoot straight for the buckets and I jump up.
Time seriously slowed down.
I can see EVERYTHING happening. I'm in the air and I look below me and my wheels are actually above the buckets, I'm not touching any bucket I am over this shyt. It felt out of body or some shyt. I barely get over and land so smooth but the problem was that I was going fast. Too fast. Before I can comprehend what's ahead of me, I look up and smack my dad's truck face first I hit his fukking door with all teeth. I was laid out like Jesus. My little brother was in the living room and heard the ruckus and runs out. I get up fast as fukk tryna play that shyt off and act like nothing happen but my brother has a worried look on his face. I ask him, "is it bad?" And he just nods.
I look like fukking Nas
I had to live with a chipped tooth for three fukking years before my parents finally got it fixed. You know what it's like to have a fukking chipped tooth??
People think you're dirty