How many men of the coli have a chipped tooth? I mean the real men

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When I was a kid I chipped my front tooth rollerblading on some cac shyt :snoop:
I had just finished watching Brink on Disney and thought the shyt was fly. I threw on some rollerblades, set up some buckets and planks on the driveway, time to get my xgames on :youngsabo:

The buckets are about knee high so I'm jumping over them with ease. Hitting 180's and shyt. Simple faq shyt. So I start feeling myself and decide it's time i try to get a little higher :takedat:

I stack up the buckets and got them at about my waist. My hearts pounding but I can do this right? They did it on Brink, I can do this shyt too :yeshrug:

I back up for a little speed, shoot straight for the buckets and I jump up.
Time seriously slowed down.
I can see EVERYTHING happening. I'm in the air and I look below me and my wheels are actually above the buckets, I'm not touching any bucket I am over this shyt. It felt out of body or some shyt. I barely get over and land so smooth :banderas: but the problem was that I was going fast. Too fast. Before I can comprehend what's ahead of me, I look up and smack my dad's truck face first:dead: I hit his fukking door with all teeth. I was laid out like Jesus. My little brother was in the living room and heard the ruckus and runs out. I get up fast as fukk tryna play that shyt off and act like nothing happen but my brother has a worried look on his face. I ask him, "is it bad?" And he just nods.
I look like fukking Nas :upsetfavre:
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I had to live with a chipped tooth for three fukking years before my parents finally got it fixed. You know what it's like to have a fukking chipped tooth?? :damn:
People think you're dirty :to:
 

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Got bowed in the face one game in high school. It wasn't bad tho the dentist just grinded both my front teeth down so they'd be even
 

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thank God i just got some dental insurance recently:whew:

chipped my front tooth by running into a brick wall playing bball back in high school :snoop:
 

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My first dutch was 5 years later :wow:
 
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I chipped my tooth doing some roof to tree to roof hopping as a kid. Did more than chip my tooth but the chip itself became less noticeable with time.
 
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