How does one attain ratchet b*tches?

[Warren Moon]

I grew up in the suburbs.

Educated black females all want a nikka however I'm just trying to get with some females that are ratchet.

How does one do this?

 

[Monster]

Its simple Dont over think it. The very act of making this thread is more complicated than some of these girls.

U dont really want em breh

 

[BaggerofTea]

Who wants a rachet bytch?

 

[Drake is God]

nikkas wit rachets not by choice

 

[Blackout]

 

[How Sway?]

dress like a hood nikka and be highly flirtatious, simple

 

[Bgreat]

you dont want that, dumb nikka

 

[sanityovar8ted]

fucc yall ratchettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Hang out at Walmart and the hood malls

 

[DarkHorse23]

Be the exact OPPOSITE of who you are now. Simple.

 

[Labadi_Mantse]

Making this thread is actually more complicated than the actual act breh

 

[1/2OfDaBruinz]

I grew up in the suburbs.

Educated black females all want a nikka however I'm just trying to get with some females that are ratchet.

How does one do this?

Come hang out on Candler Rd

I'm looking for the opposite of what you're looking for. We need to trade places.

 

[Warren Moon]

Its simple Dont over think it. The very act of making this thread is more complicated than some of these girls.

U dont really want em breh

So Im over thinking it?


Just say whatever to them does that work?

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

1.Chill near a call center,WIC center,or beauty supply store.
2. smile and bag a ratchet
3. Date/fukk/Save whatever you want to do with said ratchet
4. Regret your terrible life decision after you realize ratchet is gonna be a ratchet
5. Make thread on the coli about how said ratchet has ruined your life

 

[unit321]

I grew up in the suburbs.
Educated black females all want a nikka however I'm just trying to get with some females that are ratchet.
How does one do this?

Step 1. Wear a football or basketball replica jersey. Not an authentic jersey, a replica jersey. Make sure it has a name and number of a popular black athlete, not a white athlete. Put on baggy jean shorts and sneakers. Baseball cap, hat, or afro comb in your hair is optional.
Step 2. Groom your hair and/or moustache.
Step 3. Go to Wal-mart on the weekday evening when it's packed.
Step 4. Scope around the store with a shopping cart.
Step 5. Pull up your shopping cart near a woman that you are attracted to and start some small talk, e.g. "These Lay's Wavy chips are the bomb."<look over at ratched 'hoe> "You've tried these before?"