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The Rise & Fall Of Mufasa Choppa
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When did you meet Nelly?
This was a few years ago, probably 2002 or 2003.
What was the situation when you met him?
I used to dance for the 400 Degreez tour, so when Cash Money and Nelly came together in concert to [the city where I lived] I went to see Baby and them. I mean, you probably know that most of them are gay in Cash Money, so after they did their thing I was really just tryin’ to stick around and meet Nelly and peep his style or whatever. I met a caterer and I was tellin’ her, “I’m here with Baby and them but they left, and I wanna meet Nelly but I don’t have a laminate.” The laminate had her picture on it, but she gave it to me and told me to turn it around so nobody would see. At the time, “Hot in Herre” and “Dilemma” were huge so I watched him do his thing on stage. I’m standing on the side of the stage the whole time and he’s performing, looking at me like, “Who the hell is she?” He kept lookin’ at me and once he came off stage he was like, “Whassup?” He went to his dressing room.
What happened after Nelly went to his dressing room?
Security came and grabbed me and flipped over the laminate. You know, rap security are the meanest people in the world. When he saw it wasn’t my face, he was like, “How the f*ck did you get in here!?” I told him I was there with Baby but they had already left for the afterparty. He was like, “Get the f*ck out!” and grabbed me and escorted me out through the back. It just so happened that I knew one of Nelly’s peoples from [my hometown] and he was like, “Yo, she’s down with us, you can’t just be screaming on our peoples.” I was heated, of course, even telling you the story now is getting me heated. Anyway, they brought me back inside and [Nelly’s] chef was like, “Yo, you seem mad cool,” and the guy that knew me from [my hometown] was like, “Yo, I’m gonna have that guy that embarrassed you apologize.” I’m like, man, security is never gonna do that. He took me back to see the bodyguard and was like, “This is my peoples, you owe her an apology. You’re a 400 pound amazon, and this girl is barely a buck fifty.” He explained who I knew and stuff like that, and once he explained my affiliation [the bodyguard] started kissing a.ss. He was like, “We’ve got to be real careful, Nelly’s a bigtime platinum star, and we couldn’t believe you had gotten this far onto the stage with us.” When I walked back out, the chef said, “Nelly wants to know what’s up. Do you want to meet him?”
What was Nelly like?
Nelly strikes me as a cokehead. [With my background] I can just look at somebody and know what they do, as far as drugs. He was very antsy and uneasy and insecure, but at the same time I was totally starstruck. I was willing to play with him a lil’ bit, but I wasn’t willing to give up the p*ssy.
Did you have s3x with him?
I gave him a lil’ head, which lasted a whole sixty seconds. He was like, a few inches. I’ve had fruit better than that.
He wasn’t packin’ too much?
No, he wasn’t. But he did say something like, “You need to swallow that pimp juice,” or some sh1tand I was like, n*gga please, you ain’t all that. After that, we went to the afterparty, and once I got a chance to really hang out with him I realized that he’s really a cornball. I ended up really digging Ali [of the St. Lunatics] cause he’s cooler. He’s older than all of them, first of all, and he’s just more mature. We chilled for a lil’ while. I saw him again [in another city] and hung out with them, but that was about it. [Nelly] is a trick, though, there’s nothing free over here. He’s still young and got a lot to learn.
He paid you for giving him head?
Yeah, of course. A couple hundred, which is nothing for him. He’s got millions. But at the time, it was all good with me. When I saw him again [a few months later], he was like a freakin’ dog in heat, but I had already lost interest. I’m like a n*gga: conquer and destroy, and it’s a wrap.
Overall, you were disappointed?
[Nelly]’s a kid. He’s very immature. Overall, he’s a cornball. And he’s got a small weiner. I’d compare it to those little sausage links; that’s how I’d best describe his thing. ‘Bout the size of my Newport. (laughing) And trying to ask me to swallow his pimp juice? Please.
Now, let’s go back to what you said about the Cash Money crew being gay. Why do you say that?
I don’t know if they actually f*ck each other, but I know that they kiss each other on the mouth all the time and that’s very weird. I’ll never forget the first time I saw Baby kiss Lil Wayne. It was at the “Xtacy and Hennessy” video shoot at Black Gold in Miami. During the shoot, Lil Wayne came on the set, and Baby said to him – and I quote – “You ain’t give your pa a kiss all day.” This was on the set, in front of multiple witnesses. [Lil Wayne] was like, “Yes, I did.” Baby was sitting down on a leather couch and Wayne was standing over him. Baby was like, “No, you didn’t,” and gave him this look, like, don’t make me get up. Wayne bent down and kissed him dead a.ss on the mouth. No cheek, straight mouth-to-mouth action. Nobody could believe it. You could hear the “oohs” and “aahs.” They did it again on 106th and Park. Yeah, them guys be kissing each other on the mouth. I saw Baby kiss B.G. on the mouth, too. When I was on tour with them I’d bring the baddest chicks from the afterparty that were ready to do whatever for them, and [Baby] would just blow them off like he wasn’t interested. He’s also a cheap b*stard, cause I’ve seen a lot of his people on tour starving, broke, while this n*gga’s walking around with millions of dollars of jewelry. That sh1t was crazy. That’s why I got off the tour, I can’t deal with that type of sh1t. Baby’s a very weird guy anyway. I remember when he was in love with Shyne. He wanted Shyne so bad. Every city we went, every stereo system, he’d pop in [Shyne and Barrington Levy’s song “Bad Boy”] and when Shyne said, “Bling bling, it’s a Bad Boy thing,” [Baby would] rewind it and say, “Bling bling, it’s a Cash Money thing.” I heard that part at least a thousand times. I’m surprised he ain’t bail Shyne out yet.
Maybe he can’t afford it.
You never know. There’s so much frontin’ going on in the game.
You were on tour as a dancer?
Yeah. Not a stripper, just a regular hip-hop dancer.
Are there any other rappers you’d like to sleep with?
Snoop Dogg is number one right now. He’s a really good friend of mine, but I’m keeping that platonic. My man knows I’m cool with him and everything, but I’ve learned that it’s better to be platonic with certain people when you like ‘em. I think Snoop is super hot. He’s not the cutest guy, but he’s got the best style. Not just in the rap game, but like, on some conversational sh1t.
Isn’t Snoop still married?
Yeah. He brought his wife with him to the MTV New Year’s thing. I wasn’t there, but this girl I introduced him to was there and she’s totally, totally wide open for Snoop right now. When I introduced them, the first moment they got alone, she told him she was trying to push her music career. He was like, “You ready to give me some head?” real raw with it and sh1t. She wasn’t ready for that; she’s not used to being around rappers. You know how blunt they are when they want something. She was like, “No, I can’t give you head,” and he stepped out of the bathroom and sent his publicist in. They kicked her off the tour bus, left her out in [the middle of nowhere]. Now, she’s begging for a second chance, like, “Okay, I’ll give you some head, just don’t leave me,” but it was already too late. She saw him again and they’re cool or whatever, it’s not s3xual, but she’s trying to get the opportunity to give him head again. I guess he’s one of those finicky rappers, like, “If you don’t give me head when I want it, I don’t want it.” But, as a friend, he’s really cool.
You said you’ve got a man now, right? Does he know about your past?
Yeah, I live with one man now and I’m chillin’. I mean, he knows about the Nelly thing. We actually broke up over it, but we got back together.
poor weezy
Disclaimer: These interviews are anonymous, so we cannot verify if they are true or not. All details (cities, club names, hotel names) have been removed. These stories may or may not be factual and do not necessarily represent the opinions of OZONE Magazine. These stories did not necessarily occur recently, so if you are currently seeing one of these fine gentlemen, no need to curse him out. If you, too, have a celebrity confession, send an email to feedback@ozonemag.com and we will reply with a phone number where you can call anonymously to be interviewed.
When did you meet Nelly?
This was a few years ago, probably 2002 or 2003.
What was the situation when you met him?
I used to dance for the 400 Degreez tour, so when Cash Money and Nelly came together in concert to [the city where I lived] I went to see Baby and them. I mean, you probably know that most of them are gay in Cash Money, so after they did their thing I was really just tryin’ to stick around and meet Nelly and peep his style or whatever. I met a caterer and I was tellin’ her, “I’m here with Baby and them but they left, and I wanna meet Nelly but I don’t have a laminate.” The laminate had her picture on it, but she gave it to me and told me to turn it around so nobody would see. At the time, “Hot in Herre” and “Dilemma” were huge so I watched him do his thing on stage. I’m standing on the side of the stage the whole time and he’s performing, looking at me like, “Who the hell is she?” He kept lookin’ at me and once he came off stage he was like, “Whassup?” He went to his dressing room.
What happened after Nelly went to his dressing room?
Security came and grabbed me and flipped over the laminate. You know, rap security are the meanest people in the world. When he saw it wasn’t my face, he was like, “How the f*ck did you get in here!?” I told him I was there with Baby but they had already left for the afterparty. He was like, “Get the f*ck out!” and grabbed me and escorted me out through the back. It just so happened that I knew one of Nelly’s peoples from [my hometown] and he was like, “Yo, she’s down with us, you can’t just be screaming on our peoples.” I was heated, of course, even telling you the story now is getting me heated. Anyway, they brought me back inside and [Nelly’s] chef was like, “Yo, you seem mad cool,” and the guy that knew me from [my hometown] was like, “Yo, I’m gonna have that guy that embarrassed you apologize.” I’m like, man, security is never gonna do that. He took me back to see the bodyguard and was like, “This is my peoples, you owe her an apology. You’re a 400 pound amazon, and this girl is barely a buck fifty.” He explained who I knew and stuff like that, and once he explained my affiliation [the bodyguard] started kissing a.ss. He was like, “We’ve got to be real careful, Nelly’s a bigtime platinum star, and we couldn’t believe you had gotten this far onto the stage with us.” When I walked back out, the chef said, “Nelly wants to know what’s up. Do you want to meet him?”
What was Nelly like?
Nelly strikes me as a cokehead. [With my background] I can just look at somebody and know what they do, as far as drugs. He was very antsy and uneasy and insecure, but at the same time I was totally starstruck. I was willing to play with him a lil’ bit, but I wasn’t willing to give up the p*ssy.
Did you have s3x with him?
I gave him a lil’ head, which lasted a whole sixty seconds. He was like, a few inches. I’ve had fruit better than that.
He wasn’t packin’ too much?
No, he wasn’t. But he did say something like, “You need to swallow that pimp juice,” or some sh1tand I was like, n*gga please, you ain’t all that. After that, we went to the afterparty, and once I got a chance to really hang out with him I realized that he’s really a cornball. I ended up really digging Ali [of the St. Lunatics] cause he’s cooler. He’s older than all of them, first of all, and he’s just more mature. We chilled for a lil’ while. I saw him again [in another city] and hung out with them, but that was about it. [Nelly] is a trick, though, there’s nothing free over here. He’s still young and got a lot to learn.
He paid you for giving him head?
Yeah, of course. A couple hundred, which is nothing for him. He’s got millions. But at the time, it was all good with me. When I saw him again [a few months later], he was like a freakin’ dog in heat, but I had already lost interest. I’m like a n*gga: conquer and destroy, and it’s a wrap.
Overall, you were disappointed?
[Nelly]’s a kid. He’s very immature. Overall, he’s a cornball. And he’s got a small weiner. I’d compare it to those little sausage links; that’s how I’d best describe his thing. ‘Bout the size of my Newport. (laughing) And trying to ask me to swallow his pimp juice? Please.
Now, let’s go back to what you said about the Cash Money crew being gay. Why do you say that?
I don’t know if they actually f*ck each other, but I know that they kiss each other on the mouth all the time and that’s very weird. I’ll never forget the first time I saw Baby kiss Lil Wayne. It was at the “Xtacy and Hennessy” video shoot at Black Gold in Miami. During the shoot, Lil Wayne came on the set, and Baby said to him – and I quote – “You ain’t give your pa a kiss all day.” This was on the set, in front of multiple witnesses. [Lil Wayne] was like, “Yes, I did.” Baby was sitting down on a leather couch and Wayne was standing over him. Baby was like, “No, you didn’t,” and gave him this look, like, don’t make me get up. Wayne bent down and kissed him dead a.ss on the mouth. No cheek, straight mouth-to-mouth action. Nobody could believe it. You could hear the “oohs” and “aahs.” They did it again on 106th and Park. Yeah, them guys be kissing each other on the mouth. I saw Baby kiss B.G. on the mouth, too. When I was on tour with them I’d bring the baddest chicks from the afterparty that were ready to do whatever for them, and [Baby] would just blow them off like he wasn’t interested. He’s also a cheap b*stard, cause I’ve seen a lot of his people on tour starving, broke, while this n*gga’s walking around with millions of dollars of jewelry. That sh1t was crazy. That’s why I got off the tour, I can’t deal with that type of sh1t. Baby’s a very weird guy anyway. I remember when he was in love with Shyne. He wanted Shyne so bad. Every city we went, every stereo system, he’d pop in [Shyne and Barrington Levy’s song “Bad Boy”] and when Shyne said, “Bling bling, it’s a Bad Boy thing,” [Baby would] rewind it and say, “Bling bling, it’s a Cash Money thing.” I heard that part at least a thousand times. I’m surprised he ain’t bail Shyne out yet.
Maybe he can’t afford it.
You never know. There’s so much frontin’ going on in the game.
You were on tour as a dancer?
Yeah. Not a stripper, just a regular hip-hop dancer.
Are there any other rappers you’d like to sleep with?
Snoop Dogg is number one right now. He’s a really good friend of mine, but I’m keeping that platonic. My man knows I’m cool with him and everything, but I’ve learned that it’s better to be platonic with certain people when you like ‘em. I think Snoop is super hot. He’s not the cutest guy, but he’s got the best style. Not just in the rap game, but like, on some conversational sh1t.
Isn’t Snoop still married?
Yeah. He brought his wife with him to the MTV New Year’s thing. I wasn’t there, but this girl I introduced him to was there and she’s totally, totally wide open for Snoop right now. When I introduced them, the first moment they got alone, she told him she was trying to push her music career. He was like, “You ready to give me some head?” real raw with it and sh1t. She wasn’t ready for that; she’s not used to being around rappers. You know how blunt they are when they want something. She was like, “No, I can’t give you head,” and he stepped out of the bathroom and sent his publicist in. They kicked her off the tour bus, left her out in [the middle of nowhere]. Now, she’s begging for a second chance, like, “Okay, I’ll give you some head, just don’t leave me,” but it was already too late. She saw him again and they’re cool or whatever, it’s not s3xual, but she’s trying to get the opportunity to give him head again. I guess he’s one of those finicky rappers, like, “If you don’t give me head when I want it, I don’t want it.” But, as a friend, he’s really cool.
You said you’ve got a man now, right? Does he know about your past?
Yeah, I live with one man now and I’m chillin’. I mean, he knows about the Nelly thing. We actually broke up over it, but we got back together.
poor weezy
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