Phil Jones taking penalties innit

14 year old Adnan Januzaj taking penalties innit

Danny Welbeck....20 goal a season striker

Van Hurtsie gave us a league title and nothing more

Defensive back line that gets penetrated easier than Steven Gerrard's baby mom

shyttest manager I've ever seen. Never has the "you don't know what you're doing" chant been more appropriate

Snake of a manager FERGIE abandoning ship and giving away a future GOAT midfielder in Swaggy P-ogba

Strikers who can't score goals, even Chelsea is better off ffs
Just to keep from crying, I laugh