Cokeboy's Random Thoughts...

[Rosecrans]

In this thread we post things that Cokeboy thinks/believes or scenarios involving our favorite carny



Giants draw. Put Kane and Big Show out there dammit

Bring in Chris Farley as a guest host of Raw. That fat schmuck is hilarious

Saxton is losing the crowd. Hurry up and get Lawler out there, he's hip

Speaking of hip, bring in MC Khalifa to bring in the "urban" crowd :cbpls:


Kevin, keep a camera on Paul so I can watch his reactions while I slowly job out the vanilla midget who gravity forgot...

Look at these biceps, they're bigger than his head

These marks want podcasts, I'll give em podcasts...bring in Jeri-stooge

Hey Booker, What is up...My Nig-gaa

:cbpls:



(add on...)

 

[Grifter]

"you got over being yourself, time for shytty character quirks"

 

[Rosecrans]

"you got over being yourself, time for shytty character quirks"

Or perhaps an attitude adjustment, Vince

Great idea, John. You're going over him clean at In Your Hou--errr Payback

 

[mrken12]

Put on the damn turban.

 

[jackswstd]

"These neckbeards wanted Daniel Bryan in the Main Event, I put him there and he costs me 750 million, I put Roman in the Main Event and he makes me 176 million"

 

[Rosecrans]

"These neckbeards wanted Daniel Bryan in the Main Event, I put him there and he costs me 750 million, I put Roman in the Main Event and he makes me 176 million"

I told you Vince...Vanilla Midgets don't draw

I should have never doubted you Diesel

It's Kevin

 

[Rosecrans]

Stop, Hammer Time...

 

[mrken12]

Whose idea was it to put Shelton with those clapping people?

 

[Silkk]

"You people want Daniel Bryan as your champion?"

Spoiler

HE WILL NEVER BE MY CHAMPION DAMMIT!!!

 

[Bob-omb]

Finn Balor is ready to be called up? Alright have him drop his first name, pair him up with Hornswoggle and he's good to go.

 

[Silkk]

* 7-9 Months From Now*

SCSA: You kicked me off of the network for Jericho, had my merchandise pulled, & now you need my help filling Dallas Stadium?:whut:

Vince:

Well...uhhhh....im sorry steve

 

[jadillac]

if you take the initiative & reach for the brass ring, you'll be rewarded.




Just ask Zack Ryder

 

[jackswstd]

"No more full names dammit! We either call them by their first name, last name or some ridiculous name I come up with!

 

[TheGodling]

"No more full names dammit! We either call them by their first name, last name or some ridiculous name I come up with!

"But but but Vince, what about John Cena? Dean Ambrose? Seth Rollins? Jack Swagger? Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble?"

"Those are Americans, GODDAMMIT!"

 

[Lost His Smile]

It would be really to actually know whats going on inside that carny mind of his.