Clap For The Puppet Show - 2018 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

[Codeine Bryant]

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13-3. 1 seed with rookie QB and RB. 2nd round pick didn't even play. We got a core. They scared now.

Star young QB. Star young RB. GOAT OLine.

Soon as we got a half-decent defense, it's a wrap.


Offseason Fukkery
Tony Romo retired
Morris Claiborne left
Brandon Carr left
Barry Church left
Doug Free left
Ronald Leary left
McClain, Gregory suspended for the year
DLaw suspended 4 games
Zeke suspended 6 games
Jaylon Smith debuting
Charles Tapper debuting
Signed Nolan Carroll
Drafted Taco Charlton, Chidobe Awuzie, Jourdan Lewis, Ryan Switzer, Xavier Woods, Marquez White, Joey Ivie, Noah Brown, Jordan Carrell


Defense was ass and whoever we lost was ass, anyways.

Should be okay with McFadden and Morris toting the rock for a few games. Passing game will have to come through. Young Dak has shown he can do it.


FREE DA GOAT @smitty22

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Dallas Cowboys 2018-2022 Super Bowl Lock :jjumad:

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[Primetime21]

Unless we get a favorable ruling in the Zeke witch hunt we're probably looking at 10 wins with half of the losses coming within the first 6 games

 

[smitty22]

I think we can go 3-3 if Zeke suspension holds up. Gotta keep control of the clock and not get cute on offense. Hopefully this shyt get overturned though

 

[AAKing23]

I'm in with the boycott brehs, so I won't be participating this year! But of course I hope we fukk shyt up this season


#Swagboyz

 

[BlueHeffner]

In this bytch

We got the best o-line in the league :Mjgrinsb:


Best RB in the league :Mjgrinsb:


Top 10 QB :Mjgrinsb:

Up and coming defense :Mjgrinsb:



Live look at nfc east fans when Zeke will be allowed to play the whole season

:SadCormier1::Sadcormierny:

12-4/11-5 season on deck


This season....

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JG is still our coach doe :Cryinjimmy:

 

[Ashyneezz]

They trying to hoe us with the Zeke ruling. But Dak gonna carry us.

This defense is a question mark though

 

[DaPresident]

Let's get it! Season thread finally made, good info in the Zeke case coming out. This gon be a good week, eff the BS

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Hey guys

 

[DallasTxRep]

I'm in here

 

[BlueHeffner]

Replace Heath with Awuzie and that should be our starting secondary

 

[Primetime21]

Replace Heath with Woods and that should be our starting secondary

Fixed

 

[El Coupeacabra]

Scandrick was sorely missed.

Maybe without Church dropping int after int and Carr and Mo having absolutely no idea how to tackle we can FINALLY HOLD A GOT DAMN LEAD.

Remember we won 13 games with Dez missing time and playing hurt. I think him at 100 is worth a game.

12-4. NFC East Champs.

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

Lets gooooooooo. It's gonna be real sweet when Goodell bytch ass has to hand Zeke and Jerry the trophy after we win the SB.

But its still fukk the NFL

fukk Goodell

fukk John Mara

Free Zeke

Free Kaep

 

[duckbutta]

Zeke or no Zeke in the first 6 games, I expect Dak and Dez to get busy....

Would be disappointed starting anything else than 4 - 2....

 

[dtownreppin214]

Mickey was on The Fan earlier saying that the team is a bit concerned with the current state of the oline because of Tyron's back issues, the lack of a dependable swing tackle on the team (they don't trust Chaz Green), nobody really asserting themselves at the RG position, and Collins' rusty game on Saturday. He said they continued to play him because of the issues he was having. Hoping this oline doesn't take a step back b/c the team relies on them.