bytching out when you have the perfect opportunity to bag a girl UNAPPRECIATION

[Grams]

I was looking at this girl in my class like :lallana: cuz she had nice hair no c00n and a phat ass. I had to stay after to take a quiz so I assumed she would be long gone. Then as I walk out the building and head to the bus I see her walking in my vicinity and we got on the same bus. I said but HERE'S where I bytched out. I sat down first and I swear to Allah brehs if she sat anywhere next to me I woulda spit but she sat more to the front. Now I didn't want to go up there and seem thirsty as hell. That's just one excuse I used.

1. I don't wanna seem thirst
2. My jacket not fresh enough
3. It's brick outchea
4. If she wanted me to spit she woulda sat near me

The stars were aligned and I bottled it on some

I only have that class once a week so I'ma eat this minor L and get back on the ting. My No Fap nikkaz I apologize especially to @Marcozen

@Theraflu if I was lightskin I woulda bagged


Any of you brehs have stories such as mine??? Or are you all the real deal Holyfield man with balls of steel no homo?

 

[Theraflu]

 

[Flay Mayweather]

I have stories of Me being oblivious.

I need to stop being oblivious to advances and signs

 

[Theraflu]

@Grams when I say you tag me I thought you had something good to say I shoulda known :tolupe:

 

[TRUEST]

yeah i really dont consider that an L.

an L would be her sitting next to u and u not spitting. if u had gone up to where she was, after sitting down, and tried to spit and she shoots u down, now u got the entire bus ride to deal with the L, which would have been seen and heard by everyone on that bus...and u woulda screwed up ur chances with other females u may not have noticed on the bus.

so yeah, this wasn't an L. if she was sitting next to u and u spit and she shots u down, at least not a lot of people would notice......unless she has a loud voice.

 

[Grams]

Fam I am a 100% USDA p*ssyhole I'll admit it. The ironic thing is I was bumpin



the entire day talking about how I gotta live that idgaf mentality then this happens

 

[Flay Mayweather]

it's hard in these skreets

:toveil: I lost my gift, I don't have the Midas touch no more

 

[MAKAVELI25]

It's only an L if you have a case of one-itis. You've met hundreds of women before here, you'll meet hundreds after. Females are like buses

 

[Grams]

yeah i really dont consider that an L.

an L would be her sitting next to u and u not spitting. if u had gone up to where she was, after sitting down, and tried to spit and she shoots u down, now u got the entire bus ride to deal with the L, which would have been seen and heard by everyone on that bus...and u woulda screwed up ur chances with other females u may not have noticed on the bus.

so yeah, this wasn't an L. if she was sitting next to u and u spit and she shots u down, at least not a lot of people would notice......unless she has a loud voice.

It was an L for me cuz I wanted to see what I was REALLY saying. For some reason lately all the girls been on me and I wanted to see if I had it but noooope I hoe'd out.

it's hard in these skreets

:toveil: I lost my gift, I don't have the Midas touch no more

It's rough outchea famlee

 

[Peter Parker]

I do it all the time fam, all the time

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I get the chills thinking about all the p*ssy that I've passed up because I was totally oblivious to signs the girl was sending my way.

 

[Grams]

It's only an L if you have a case of one-itis. You've met hundreds of women before here, you'll meet hundreds after. Females are like buses

One-itis you say

I do it all the time fam, all the time

 

[Theraflu]

Fam I am a 100% USDA p*ssyhole I'll admit it. The ironic thing is I was bumpin



the entire day talking about how I gotta live that idgaf mentality then this happens

Breh it ain't an L at all. You got didn't step to her but this just teaches u and will be a lesson so u won't fukk up again as @MAKAVELI25 said there's gonna be 10000 other bytches so just make it a point that before the end of the week set urself a challenge to make up for it with another chick. simples...

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I hate doing that on the train

 

[BlackBieber]

yeah i really dont consider that an L.

an L would be her sitting next to u and u not spitting. if u had gone up to where she was, after sitting down, and tried to spit and she shoots u down, now u got the entire bus ride to deal with the L, which would have been seen and heard by everyone on that bus...and u woulda screwed up ur chances with other females u may not have noticed on the bus.

so yeah, this wasn't an L. if she was sitting next to u and u spit and she shots u down, at least not a lot of people would notice......unless she has a loud voice.

stfu u p*ssy ass nikka