Best place to take a pawg on a date is Starbucks

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If yall ever take a white woman out, just take her to Starbucks and you'll be in that pink twat in no time. Buy some pumpkin spice coffee,a pastry all for 10$ :blessed:

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Funny story about a starbucks:

so I mentioned earlier that in my younger days a breh used to :eat: on POF

I said I was a "talent scout" and I used the same pick up tactics, acted like it wasn't a date...told them I wanted to do an evaluation, told them "damn I'm feeling you more than I thought :lawd:" and eventually it would lead to panties

I would typically do the first meet at a local starbucks (I'm payin :myman: and only spending less than 10 total :mjlol:) just to not be so creepy

One time I met up with this white chick. She was telling me all kinds of freaky stuff in the POF messages :leon: and I was thinking this was a slam dunk before I even offered the meet up

I stayed with my story and met up with her for the "eval" :steviej:

Turns out, the pictures were at LEAST 5 years old :stopitslime:

she shows up with curly hair (stringier than her pictures) fat t*ts (:blessed:) and an "I've been drinking...I've been drinking" stomach :usure:

:scust:

The worst part is that she had to keep pulling her shirt down because part of her stomach kept showing as she walked up

I usually sat outside because it's nice during the day in SD and it's easy to scope them out...

When I saw her coming I had to think of a backup plan asap or else :ufdup:

I told her that I left my "contracts" :mjlol: in the car and that I would be right back... but order whatever you want and say it's on RJ (I made up a name) and the barista will know who it is :steviej:.

She went in and I immediately pulled off... blocked her on POF :whew: and died laughing on the way home.
 
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