Funny story about a starbucks:
so I mentioned earlier that in my younger days a breh used to
on POF
I said I was a "talent scout" and I used the same pick up tactics, acted like it wasn't a date...told them I wanted to do an evaluation, told them "damn I'm feeling you more than I thought
" and eventually it would lead to panties
I would typically do the first meet at a local starbucks (I'm payin
and only spending less than 10 total
) just to not be so creepy
One time I met up with this white chick. She was telling me all kinds of freaky stuff in the POF messages
and I was thinking this was a slam dunk before I even offered the meet up
I stayed with my story and met up with her for the "eval"
Turns out, the pictures were at LEAST 5 years old
she shows up with curly hair (stringier than her pictures) fat t*ts (
) and an "I've been drinking...I've been drinking" stomach
The worst part is that she had to keep pulling her shirt down because part of her stomach kept showing as she walked up
I usually sat outside because it's nice during the day in SD and it's easy to scope them out...
When I saw her coming I had to think of a backup plan asap or else
I told her that I left my "contracts"
in the car and that I would be right back... but order whatever you want and say it's on RJ (I made up a name) and the barista will know who it is
.
She went in and I immediately pulled off... blocked her on POF
and died laughing on the way home.