90s Babies Come On In Here And Get This Free Guidance

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So yesterday I leave out the house to go grab a chicken box. While Im in line I hear this feminine ass voice behind me like:

"Last time I came here they were outta salt pepper and ketchup"
I turn around and its some soft ass faggie:wtf:

nikka had the permanent :usure:face

And this nikka is dressed about as thugged out as you can be in 2015. Tight ass skinny jeans and fukking Timbs:dead:

Outfit similar to this:scust:

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shyt got me thinking. Yall are the make or break generation for the community. Some people have lost hope but I haven't. Yall say the baby boomers dropped the ball. Now we got these soft ass nikkas running around. My generation is the only hope left to guide all you lost nikkas

You skirt wearing muthafukkers:martin:
You discover your gay in 3rd grade but still fukk girls muthafukkers:martin:
Fighting girls and posting it for the whole world to see muthafukkers:martin:
Supporting a rapper you kno for a fact doesn't write his own rhymes muthafukkers:martin:
Cant even use a hammer and a nail muthafukkers:martin:
Cant tell if half of yall are boys or dykes muthafukkers:martin:
Brag about eating booty muthafukkers:martin:
Camping out all night for some shoes muthafukkers:martin:
Don't even kno what R&B is muthafukkers:martin:
Dirty ass underwear on display for the whole world to see muthafukkers:martin:

Gotta put your pants on like a woman cuz they so tight muthafukkers:martin:
Cant do anything without headphones on muthafukkers:martin:
Your favorite singers wanna be rappers muthafukkers:martin:

You prolly drink beer in a glass muthafukkers:martin:

You tennis and soccer watching muthafukkers:martin:

Didn't kno racism existed till Trayvon Martin muthafukkers:martin:

Raised by women who hate men muthafukkers:martin:
Never had no male guidance in your life muthafukkers:martin:

70s and 80s babies of the coli lets guide these lost souls. We're the only hope they have left. If you were born between 90 and 94 its 50/50 on how you turned out. Anything after 95 its a wrap.

You nikkas need help :francis:

The coli is here for you. :mjcry:
 
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